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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Gazautd

    Gazautd Active Member

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    <ok><laugh>
     
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  2. KingPepeReina.

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    Page Moss.
    The last sentence is actually false.
    It was the KOP that launched the now famous ''Who's up Mary Brown'' on Tommy Docherty when Man United visited Anfield.
    They also were the first set of supporters to launch ''Don't cry for me Tina Tina'' on Peter Shilton.
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    <laugh>

    have to admit the Mickey Thomas has me beat.


    ... and I know him!
     
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  4. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    it was actually United fans we sang it at the Charity shield in 77 - I was there before you ask.

    there were other Doc related songs too.
     
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  5. KingPepeReina.

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    Mickey Thomas said that he would be earning more money a week than David Beckham had they not taken away his type-writer.
     
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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ... his crayons and photocopier
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Whoever wrote that piece for the Mirror comic is one bitter fellow, jug eared this, Muppet lookalike that, didnt have the balls to sign it though.
     
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  10. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    <laugh>

    Well when you're the biggest club in world, the whole world is your suburb.

    When Liverpool becomes a big club you'll understand.
     
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    Lol, some of those "sex scandals" just make the Utd players look like legends. For example:

    "A year earlier, the Brazilian midfielder had been the subject of a tabloid kiss-and-tell in which 20-year-old model Leah Houghton claimed Anderson had chatted her up with the words "f*** f*** f***", after which she had sex with him on a toilet."

    You've gotta have respect for a bloke who can chat up a model just by saying "****" repeatedly <ok>
     
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  12. KingPepeReina.

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    Didn't Alex Ferguson say and I quote ''Big clubs win the European Cup 4 times''.
    Which means and Baconface has said so himself Manchester United are NOT a big club as they haven't won it 4 times.
    What he failed to mention is even bigger clubs like Liverpool have won it FIVE TIMES.
    Before you mention 19 for the 27 millionth time.Thats how many touches of the ball you got against Barcelona.
    Before you say ''well at least we got to play against Barcelona''.
    However in reality it is ''You earnt the right to get thrashed by Barcelona''.
    You certainly did not play against them.Everton would have put up more of a fight.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>

    Legend
     
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  14. Swarbs

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    No he didn't.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. KingPepeReina.

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    Manchester United are a big club.<doh>
    Big Clubs OWN the European Cup.FACT.
    Manchester United don't.Therefore they aren't a big club...FACT.
    Manchester United will not be considered a big club until they OWN the European Cup and take down the statue of the former Liverpool captain thats outisde their ground.They also named a street after that particular Liverpool captain.Those that think football began in 1992 and was invented by Sky,I'm refering to former Liverpool captain Alexander Matthew ''Matt'' Busby.
     
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  17. Man O Chops

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    Evening all, I'm new to this, first post.



    Who the **** is this dickhead KPR?
     
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  18. KingPepeReina.

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    Big clubs also show originality and humour.
    Small clubs initial their club on their countries flag.
    Example 2003,Liverpool fans provided humour in Cardiff with their ''Don't bomb Iraq-Nuke Manchester'' banner.Man United fans had a Union Jack with MUFC written on it.
    Big clubs have their own songs.
    Small clubs copy other clubs songs.ie ''Glory Glory'' which belongs to Tottenham Hotspur.
    And have songs that make **** all sense.Example Man Uniteds ''Take me home United road'',which as of yet hasn't been translated into chinese and thats the reason why very few of their supporters know the words.
     
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    He probably couldn't make out that difference we all know anyone connected with UTD has had problems seeing people in grey shirts since the mid nineties
     
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  20. Alan

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    Good to see this thread has stayed on topic so far
     
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