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I need a new carpet! Any recommendations?

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  1. SamuelJames

    SamuelJames New Member

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    I NEED a new carpet for my living room, I live in hull so I need it to to be local. Can anyone recommend anywhere that sells good quality carpets?
     
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    SamuelJames, Dec 16, 2015
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    You could use the hair of all the hookers you've killed.
     
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  3. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    Is the boro too far?if not give frank from franks factory flooring a go he loves carpets him
     
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    Rustie bugmuncher, Dec 16, 2015
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    If you live in Hull my only advice is kill yourself <ok>
     
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    Go to this fella and tell him Mick sent you
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    Have Ireland not discovered comedy yet? :huh:
     
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    I used to see a carpet-fitters' van with 'Have you been laid by us?' emblazoned along the side. <laugh>
     
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    Get tae **** ya trumpet
     
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    Huh?
     
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    These 2 ****tards think we're falling for their little scam.
     
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    Ellie Hand-Cock :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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