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Off Topic Newcastle Not606 End of Year Awards

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Warmir Pouchov, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Player of the year - Ayoze Perez
    Goal of the year - Jonas Guitierrez v West Ham
    Away fans of the year - Leicester City
    Chant of the year - When Jonas scored the above goal
    Worst moment of the year - Defeat at QPR which made us look doomed


    Best non Toon poster of the year - Biscan and Gerrez tied, but Biscan was here first so finishes on top! #nevsrules
    Newbie of the year - We scared them all off! Need to try harder to attract new posters!
    The doom & gloom award - Despite ample amounts of Muesli it still goes to Captain Chaos
    Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) - Whoever we vote for, Trev will claim the award anyway!!
    The missing in action award - Agent Bruce got my vote last year (still missed) so this year I'll go for Somb. Would love to see him posting on our board more.
    Best dressed behind a keyboard award - Does anybody get dressed behind a keyboard??
    Thread of the year - JPF's rigged lucky coin game
    Post of the year - Lucaas' highlights reel post in Coyote Canyon (Simpson's GIF)
    The WTF award - Captain Chaos' pics/vids that he felt compelled to share via PM
    Diva of the year award - PauljohnHutch for his 'Shove It' thread about merged/deleted threads
    Best Sunderland poster award - Comm
    The lady poster of the year award - GLITF
    The diplomacy award - Mitro for his outstanding work mediating on behalf of Pardew/Dummett
    International poster of the year award - Jakarta
    WUM of the year award - fredor for quantity rather than quality
    Most banned poster award - Got to be JPF (not sure how many boards any of us are banned from, but JPF tries hard)
    The Thread killer award - Funky/Chaos for their spats
    Most dedicated supporter award - All of us!!
    Most dedicated poster award - Tash for his thoughts on all of our games
    Biggest twat of the year - Don't know! I like everyone :D
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Player of the year- Perez
    Goal of the year- every goal is precious, but Gutierrez, last game of last season
    Away fans of the year- Leicester
    Chant of the year- Chancel
    Worst moment of the year-Carver saying he is the best coach in the PL


    Best non Toon poster of the year- Comm
    Newbie of the year- Captainchaos
    The doom & gloom award-Chaos
    Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want)-Nev
    The missing in action award - LTF - top lass and good drinker!
    Best dressed behind a keyboard award- that posh **** Mitro cos his cravat is a sight to behold
    Thread of the year- chaos's game thread- i still don't know what happened

    The WTF award-Chaos with his PM cock pics to me, Nev and Obi
    Diva of the year award-Bri for those meltdowns
    Best Sunderland poster award-Comm
    The lady poster of the year award- GLITF- says it how it is and takes noooo ****.
    The diplomacy award * Less Hope
    International poster of the year award- Jakarta
    WUM of the year award-JPF on the Spurs board or the mackems board... Or the PL board.
    Most banned poster award * Has to be Mr.T
    The Thread killer award-Obi
    Most dedicated supporter award * HDQ- years of watching our ****e and still a ST holder
    Most dedicated poster award * chaos- broke the first to 1000 post record recently
    Biggest twat of the year* me
    Beeler of the year- me
    Fattest bastard mod of the year- Obi
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Can someone do the Villa match thread please?
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Want me to?
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ ill have to spend a great deal of time on this

    Cant you just have a poll
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Why are people still voting me doom and gloom?
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    No. You have to suffer. Its in the small print of being a Newcastle fan.
     
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  8. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    Also included in the small print is a lifetime of misery, with the occassion good spell just to give us a taste of what it could perhaps maybe be like to be successful! Enjoy
     
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  9. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Player of the year Perez
    Goal of the year Jonas
    Away fans of the year I don't care
    Chant of the year Gregorian
    Worst moment of the year Too many to mention

    Best non Toon poster of the year Comm
    Newbie of the year My Great Nephew on 17th October
    The doom & gloom award Tufty
    Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) Chaos
    The missing in action award Me
    Best dressed behind a keyboard award Liberace
    Thread of the year Green Silk
    Post of the year Something by JPF
    The WTF award Ashley
    Diva of the year award Tash
    Best Sunderland poster award Bastards deserve nothing til we grind them into the dust
    The lady poster of the year award Beryl the Tramp
    The diplomacy award Putin
    International poster of the year award Yankmag
    WUM of the year award Fredor
    Most banned poster award CHAOS
    The Thread killer award Me
    Most dedicated supporter award Every Toon fan for putting up with such a ****e year
    Most dedicated poster award ACS
    Biggest twat of the year Everyone is just simply wonderful


    Merry Christmas
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Player of the year - Perez
    Goal of the year - Jonas, last game of season OR Perez flick against West Brom away ( just have to ignore it was last year! )
    Away fans of the year - Not bothered.
    Chant of the year - Chancel, if that's the new one. Still struggling to make out all the words.
    Worst moment of the year - Football wise


    Best non Toon poster of the year - That scouser Bisc
    Newbie of the year - G
    The doom & gloom award - Walkover for Chaos with mention for Turkey Toon
    Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) - <cough> me <cough>
    The missing in action award - Jakarta, whatever happened to him?
    Best dressed behind a keyboard award - Chippy with his much maligned chinos
    Thread of the year - The No Chance Rule Book Game
    Post of the year - Sir T and his insistence on my being innocent
    The WTF award - The Chaos Game
    Diva of the year award - Obi with his spitting dummy
    Best Sunderland poster award - Comm or Funky
    The lady poster of the year award - GLITF
    The diplomacy award - No Chance
    International poster of the year award - The Imperialist Swine
    WUM of the year award - Fredor, you just have to laugh
    Most banned poster award - JPF
    The Thread killer award - Pantsy
    Most dedicated supporter award - The Ponytail for his eternal optimism
    Most dedicated poster award - G
    Biggest twat of the year - To many to mention
     
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  11. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    See, we use that as our main tag line, if you will. Pfffft, pardon me. Never mind hiding in the effing small print.
     
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  12. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of chinos, do people reckon I should invest in a pair? Obviously a nice colour so I don't clash with colonel mustard?
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yeah but we have Ashley now so everything is little bit more evil.
     
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  14. Captainchaos.

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    Be original and get some with a snake skin pattern

    The boyos
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  15. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Player of the year Perez
    Goal of the year perez
    Away fans of the year Newcastle
    Chant of the year perez
    Worst moment of the year - drinking a litre of lawn fertiliser by mistake


    Best non Toon poster of the year - erm
    Newbie of the year - chaos
    The doom & gloom award - turkey
    Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) - nev
    The missing in action award - Rolando
    Best dressed behind a keyboard award CHAOS
    Thread of the year chaos
    Post of the year chaos
    The WTF award alberts chinos
    Diva of the year award Mitrosexual
    Best Sunderland poster award funky
    The lady poster of the year award funky
    The diplomacy award Albert
    International poster of the year award JakartaToon
    WUM of the year award funky
    Most banned poster award Panthro
    The Thread killer award chaos
    Most dedicated supporter award obi
    Most dedicated poster award albert
    Biggest twat of the year funky



    Merry Christmas
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    buy some... red or powder blue are nice..
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I just came.....
     
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  18. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Player of the year - Gini
    Goal of the year - Jonas vs WH
    Away fans of the year - Leicester
    Chant of the year - the one for Chancel
    Worst moment of the year - pretty much all of it


    Best non Toon poster of the year Comm
    Newbie of the year - have we got one?
    The doom & gloom award - Chaos
    Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) Nev

    The missing in action award - LTF, LadyE and Sombrero

    Best dressed behind a keyboard award - Chancel Mbemba
    Thread of the year l guess all those games l didn't understand?
    Post of the year anything by JPF
    The WTF award Mike Ashley speaking on Sky
    Diva of the year award BRS

    Best Sunderland poster award Comm
    The lady poster of the year award Mrs Magpie
    The diplomacy award - BRS
    International poster of the year award Jakarta
    WUM of the year award - Penfold

    Most banned poster award - ?
    The Thread killer award - Chaos
    Most dedicated supporter award - both the lads on flight MR17
    Most dedicated poster award - ACS
    Biggest twat of the year - John Terry/ Robbie Savage
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    How savage can talk about football is beyond me.. it's like getting a nun to talk about alcohol...
     
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  20. Darth Plagueis

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    Player of the year- Perez (Our most talented player. Such a pleasure to watch always)
    Goal of the year - It has to be Jonas goal to clinch the winner vs WHU
    Away fans of the year - Leicester
    Chant of the year- Chancels chant
    Worst moment of the year - Sending off at Sunderland away. We were destroying them up until that dismal moment.


    Best non Toon poster of the year - Gerez
    Newbie of the year- Captainchaos
    The doom & gloom award- Chaos
    Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want)- Less hope than Nev. Obv.
    The missing in action award - Mr Tiote. Hasn't been around recently. We need your reverse psychology!
    Best dressed behind a keyboard award - Tash. I'm Always in some sexy M&S boxers.
    Thread of the year - Has to be Nevs original Townie game.

    The WTF award - The moment where people in eBar didn't appreciate Carol Vodermans MILF arse. What a pack of gays.
    Diva of the year awards - Chaos when he went serial killer and insulted us all.
    Best Sunderland poster award - None.
    The lady poster of the year award - Female posters?
    The diplomacy award * Less Hope
    International poster of the year award - Nev
    WUM of the year award - Tash. I posted so many celebration threads on other people's boards with the celebrating cops. They all cried.
    Most banned poster award - Me for being banned from two boards lol.
    The Thread killer award - Chaos
    Most dedicated supporter award - Anyone who still goes to games every week.
    Most dedicated poster award - Nev for his organisation and dedication to the games.
    Biggest twat of the year - Chaos
    Beeler of the year - Chaos
    Fattest bastard mod of the year - All of them. The fat sh*ts!
     
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