Player of the year - Ayoze Perez Goal of the year - Jonas Guitierrez v West Ham Away fans of the year - Leicester City Chant of the year - When Jonas scored the above goal Worst moment of the year - Defeat at QPR which made us look doomed Best non Toon poster of the year - Biscan and Gerrez tied, but Biscan was here first so finishes on top! #nevsrules Newbie of the year - We scared them all off! Need to try harder to attract new posters! The doom & gloom award - Despite ample amounts of Muesli it still goes to Captain Chaos Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) - Whoever we vote for, Trev will claim the award anyway!! The missing in action award - Agent Bruce got my vote last year (still missed) so this year I'll go for Somb. Would love to see him posting on our board more. Best dressed behind a keyboard award - Does anybody get dressed behind a keyboard?? Thread of the year - JPF's rigged lucky coin game Post of the year - Lucaas' highlights reel post in Coyote Canyon (Simpson's GIF) The WTF award - Captain Chaos' pics/vids that he felt compelled to share via PM Diva of the year award - PauljohnHutch for his 'Shove It' thread about merged/deleted threads Best Sunderland poster award - Comm The lady poster of the year award - GLITF The diplomacy award - Mitro for his outstanding work mediating on behalf of Pardew/Dummett International poster of the year award - Jakarta WUM of the year award - fredor for quantity rather than quality Most banned poster award - Got to be JPF (not sure how many boards any of us are banned from, but JPF tries hard) The Thread killer award - Funky/Chaos for their spats Most dedicated supporter award - All of us!! Most dedicated poster award - Tash for his thoughts on all of our games Biggest twat of the year - Don't know! I like everyone
Player of the year- Perez Goal of the year- every goal is precious, but Gutierrez, last game of last season Away fans of the year- Leicester Chant of the year- Chancel Worst moment of the year-Carver saying he is the best coach in the PL Best non Toon poster of the year- Comm Newbie of the year- Captainchaos The doom & gloom award-Chaos Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want)-Nev The missing in action award - LTF - top lass and good drinker! Best dressed behind a keyboard award- that posh **** Mitro cos his cravat is a sight to behold Thread of the year- chaos's game thread- i still don't know what happened The WTF award-Chaos with his PM cock pics to me, Nev and Obi Diva of the year award-Bri for those meltdowns Best Sunderland poster award-Comm The lady poster of the year award- GLITF- says it how it is and takes noooo ****. The diplomacy award * Less Hope International poster of the year award- Jakarta WUM of the year award-JPF on the Spurs board or the mackems board... Or the PL board. Most banned poster award * Has to be Mr.T The Thread killer award-Obi Most dedicated supporter award * HDQ- years of watching our ****e and still a ST holder Most dedicated poster award * chaos- broke the first to 1000 post record recently Biggest twat of the year* me Beeler of the year- me Fattest bastard mod of the year- Obi
Also included in the small print is a lifetime of misery, with the occassion good spell just to give us a taste of what it could perhaps maybe be like to be successful! Enjoy
Player of the year Perez Goal of the year Jonas Away fans of the year I don't care Chant of the year Gregorian Worst moment of the year Too many to mention Best non Toon poster of the year Comm Newbie of the year My Great Nephew on 17th October The doom & gloom award Tufty Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) Chaos The missing in action award Me Best dressed behind a keyboard award Liberace Thread of the year Green Silk Post of the year Something by JPF The WTF award Ashley Diva of the year award Tash Best Sunderland poster award Bastards deserve nothing til we grind them into the dust The lady poster of the year award Beryl the Tramp The diplomacy award Putin International poster of the year award Yankmag WUM of the year award Fredor Most banned poster award CHAOS The Thread killer award Me Most dedicated supporter award Every Toon fan for putting up with such a ****e year Most dedicated poster award ACS Biggest twat of the year Everyone is just simply wonderful Merry Christmas
Player of the year - Perez Goal of the year - Jonas, last game of season OR Perez flick against West Brom away ( just have to ignore it was last year! ) Away fans of the year - Not bothered. Chant of the year - Chancel, if that's the new one. Still struggling to make out all the words. Worst moment of the year - Football wise Best non Toon poster of the year - That scouser Bisc Newbie of the year - G The doom & gloom award - Walkover for Chaos with mention for Turkey Toon Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) - <cough> me <cough> The missing in action award - Jakarta, whatever happened to him? Best dressed behind a keyboard award - Chippy with his much maligned chinos Thread of the year - The No Chance Rule Book Game Post of the year - Sir T and his insistence on my being innocent The WTF award - The Chaos Game Diva of the year award - Obi with his spitting dummy Best Sunderland poster award - Comm or Funky The lady poster of the year award - GLITF The diplomacy award - No Chance International poster of the year award - The Imperialist Swine WUM of the year award - Fredor, you just have to laugh Most banned poster award - JPF The Thread killer award - Pantsy Most dedicated supporter award - The Ponytail for his eternal optimism Most dedicated poster award - G Biggest twat of the year - To many to mention
See, we use that as our main tag line, if you will. Pfffft, pardon me. Never mind hiding in the effing small print.
Speaking of chinos, do people reckon I should invest in a pair? Obviously a nice colour so I don't clash with colonel mustard?
Player of the year Perez Goal of the year perez Away fans of the year Newcastle Chant of the year perez Worst moment of the year - drinking a litre of lawn fertiliser by mistake Best non Toon poster of the year - erm Newbie of the year - chaos The doom & gloom award - turkey Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) - nev The missing in action award - Rolando Best dressed behind a keyboard award CHAOS Thread of the year chaos Post of the year chaos The WTF award alberts chinos Diva of the year award Mitrosexual Best Sunderland poster award funky The lady poster of the year award funky The diplomacy award Albert International poster of the year award JakartaToon WUM of the year award funky Most banned poster award Panthro The Thread killer award chaos Most dedicated supporter award obi Most dedicated poster award albert Biggest twat of the year funky Merry Christmas
Player of the year - Gini Goal of the year - Jonas vs WH Away fans of the year - Leicester Chant of the year - the one for Chancel Worst moment of the year - pretty much all of it Best non Toon poster of the year Comm Newbie of the year - have we got one? The doom & gloom award - Chaos Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) Nev The missing in action award - LTF, LadyE and Sombrero Best dressed behind a keyboard award - Chancel Mbemba Thread of the year l guess all those games l didn't understand? Post of the year anything by JPF The WTF award Mike Ashley speaking on Sky Diva of the year award BRS Best Sunderland poster award Comm The lady poster of the year award Mrs Magpie The diplomacy award - BRS International poster of the year award Jakarta WUM of the year award - Penfold Most banned poster award - ? The Thread killer award - Chaos Most dedicated supporter award - both the lads on flight MR17 Most dedicated poster award - ACS Biggest twat of the year - John Terry/ Robbie Savage
Player of the year- Perez (Our most talented player. Such a pleasure to watch always) Goal of the year - It has to be Jonas goal to clinch the winner vs WHU Away fans of the year - Leicester Chant of the year- Chancels chant Worst moment of the year - Sending off at Sunderland away. We were destroying them up until that dismal moment. Best non Toon poster of the year - Gerez Newbie of the year- Captainchaos The doom & gloom award- Chaos Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want)- Less hope than Nev. Obv. The missing in action award - Mr Tiote. Hasn't been around recently. We need your reverse psychology! Best dressed behind a keyboard award - Tash. I'm Always in some sexy M&S boxers. Thread of the year - Has to be Nevs original Townie game. The WTF award - The moment where people in eBar didn't appreciate Carol Vodermans MILF arse. What a pack of gays. Diva of the year awards - Chaos when he went serial killer and insulted us all. Best Sunderland poster award - None. The lady poster of the year award - Female posters? The diplomacy award * Less Hope International poster of the year award - Nev WUM of the year award - Tash. I posted so many celebration threads on other people's boards with the celebrating cops. They all cried. Most banned poster award - Me for being banned from two boards lol. The Thread killer award - Chaos Most dedicated supporter award - Anyone who still goes to games every week. Most dedicated poster award - Nev for his organisation and dedication to the games. Biggest twat of the year - Chaos Beeler of the year - Chaos Fattest bastard mod of the year - All of them. The fat sh*ts!