The Real Reason For Leicester City's Wonderful Season To Date ..

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We have the prettiest pitch!

 

I 2nd that

 

What the hell was that about? Is your groundsman growing something slightly different for personal use?

 

Drugs? Its definitely drugs.

Vardy is clearly a dealer.

 

I thought it was going to be the excuse that Mourinho used after the game.

 

You can just see it, can't you?
Their pitch had an unconventional cut and it put our players off.

 

Wrong colour grass

 

can you imagine a pathetic excuse like wrong colour grass or wrong colour kit

 

Thought I'd give this one a bump and see what happens.

 

...we were away today Forrest ...

 

Fcuk me! That didn't take long!

Superb fishing on my part!

 

.. if by fishing you mean someone taking the time to point out that you'd made one of your customary (slight) cock-ups ... then well done Captain Haddock ... looks like you may be taking your particular record breaking run into the new year

 

Where's the cock up? Quote me, please.

 

... before I spell out the obvious and you then start pretending that whatever I write is wide of the mark in terms of your motivation for the bump... why don't you save the board a world of boredom by stating your rationale for bumping this particular thread at this time ?

 

I merely thought this wonderful thread deserved a bump.

Don't get arsey!

 

.. OK well done you then ... 'tis a lovely picture admittedly ... and please accept my apology for misunderstanding your motives .. I must confess I had momentarily forgotten your qualification from Cambridge agricultural college and that you might just have been appreciating a superior lawn ... my bad...

 

Apology accepted, Fossil.

 

Good start as they hadn't played us.

 

So?

 

..so our home pitch wasn't in use today...