Now ACS would usually have got his arse into gear by this time most years. For some reason the lazy bastard has chosen to spend more time online looking at chinos, so i thought I'd best do his job for him as posting tends to be fairly sporadic over the festive period. You all know the drill, one vote per category, and you can recommend additional categories. Then my colourful assistant ACS will take over and arrange it all into some sort of order. I have taken the categories from a previous year (a bit like ACS with the prediction game) Just copy them and write in your votes next to the relevant categories. ACS will collate a day or two before New Years Eve so that the results are up for 31st December. Of course you may change your mind and edit your vote before then...... Player of the year Goal of the year Away fans of the year Chant of the year Worst moment of the year Best non Toon poster of the year Newbie of the year The doom & gloom award Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) The missing in action award Best dressed behind a keyboard award Thread of the year Post of the year The WTF award Diva of the year award Best Sunderland poster award The lady poster of the year award The diplomacy award International poster of the year award WUM of the year award Most banned poster award The Thread killer award Most dedicated supporter award Most dedicated poster award Biggest twat of the year
Jakarta doesn't do end of year voting threads, but if he did, they would bum Carlsbergs effort, and Mitrosexual's
ACS has requested that people regularly change their vote to make the totting up process interesting while he kicks back with his barolo.
Biggest twat does not mean the most muscular twat or the biggest overall mass either. It just means you're an absolute twat who no one likes. See Obi, I take you out of the running with the first sentence before dropping you right back into pole position with the 2nd sentence.
Are you suggesting that "biggest" should double up meaning both being a fatty and the ultimate twat? Thus securing Obi the trophy (unless we have another twat the size of a country in our midst)
Player of the year - ooo ****, stuck on the first question. Does it have to be a Toon player, because Mahrez if not. If you have to be an arsehole about it, fine Janmaat for his casual approach to defending. Goal of the year - oooo another tough one, so much choice out of the three goals we've scored this calendar year.... Away fans of the year - Leicester Chant of the year - He marks when he wants, Daryll Janmaat, he marks when he wants. Worst moment of the year - the ref cheating to give Sunderland victory. Best non Toon poster of the year - tobes, as it will piss off the scousers, and also, for the rigged game I presided over Newbie of the year - The doom & gloom award - Mitrosexual's downward look on our world class left back. Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) - Nev, for the mayhem and confusion of Cayote Canyon The missing in action award - ltf Best dressed behind a keyboard award - Mrs magpie Thread of the year - Cayote Canyon Post of the year - Anyone of Chaos' satirical ramblings The WTF award - My preseason prediction coming true Diva of the year award - Obi Best Sunderland poster award - ACS The lady poster of the year award - GLITF and Mrs Mag, tied. The diplomacy award - heed International poster of the year award - Jakarta's mexican house-boy WUM of the year award - Gerrezinnho. **** off Carragher! Most banned poster award - Chaos/MrT/Korton/Spaceboy The Thread killer award - InChristmasKloppWeTrust, judging by this thread Most dedicated supporter award - There's a few who go home and away, so whoever has been to the most. Work it out amongst yourselves. Most dedicated poster award - Got to be the mighty JPF, I am certain I started posting before any of you twats, a decade ago on 606! Biggest twat of the year - belongs to Billy Clattermole #bucketfanny
Player of the year * Perez Goal of the year * every goal is precious, but Gutierrez, last game of last season Away fans of the year * don't normally listern to them Chant of the year * Jonas (see above) Worst moment of the year * March 23rd (not football related) Best non Toon poster of the year * Comm Newbie of the year * N/A sorry The doom & gloom award * Chaos (although he's mellowing now) Best games organiser of the year (this is the one they all want) * N/A, sorry The missing in action award * Agent Bruce (again) - miss the banter Best dressed behind a keyboard award * Has to be ACS Thread of the year * could it be Rogers anyone watching the skunks game The WTF award * Chaos Diva of the year award * JPF Best Sunderland poster award * Comm The lady poster of the year award * all of them (it would be unwise to chose one alone) The diplomacy award * Less Hope International poster of the year award * Jakarta WUM of the year award * Fredor Most banned poster award * Has to be Mr.T The Thread killer award * Obi Most dedicated supporter award * Me (42 seasons and only missed 1 game at home - 1986) Most dedicated poster award * those who stayed on the Toon Board when there was F*ck all else going on Biggest twat of the year * too many to list
I'm suggesting there are too many twats to just name one.... If you have to be fat and a twat it does help narrow it down to Gerrez or obi....
Hahaha. ****. I'll take the first answer I see after locking the thread. Can't be arsed trawling **** when the chino sales are on.
