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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    eatcustard "is an unknown quantity at this point" according to his profile. Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to what his 'quantity' is. I'll have a go - huge volumes of bulls**t!

    Before you start, I'm "on a distinguished road".
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Ronaldo's title was 'Lady-boy'
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    What the **** are you twittering on about?
     
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  4. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Kenny Dalglish is involved with charities,the only contributions Ferguson makes are to the Labour parties election campaign and the referees retirement fund,its only for his benefit.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    google

    sir alex ferguson charities

    you fail again, try harder next time
     
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  6. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    I did google it and the Labour parties election campaign and the referees retirement fund came up.
     
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    Gazautd Active Member

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    ..source..... :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  8. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Wikipedia.
    Ferguson got his knighthood for funding the Labour parties general election campaign.
     
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  9. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    [video=youtube;QMDa1mlmha8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMDa1mlmha8[/video]

    Best fans in the world
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    So when Kenny NO TITLE Doogle pays for the Monster raving loony party, General election campaign, he may then get a title.

    so until then its just plain Kenny Doogle
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    You should learn to take Wikipedia with a massive pinch of salt.
     
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  13. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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  14. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    WIKPEDIA- "1001 WAYS TO COOK A RAT" by S. Gerrard

    I could be mistaken but I'm pretty sure that no "Manc" has ever published a vermin recipe book!


    KFR Hey fella it looks you win again!

    Kentucky
    Fried
    Rat
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Gaza.

    I like sauce. Especially HP Brown and Heinz Tomato Ketchup. What's wrong with sauce?
     
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  16. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Here's a book you might enjoy.
    I think I should have visited Spermsavers by R Giggs.
    Kung Fu fighting by Eric Cantona
    The life and times of Wayne Rooney aged 2 1/2(Thats his mental age)
    Through the keyhole by M Edwards.
     
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  17. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    There's a whole book dedicated to cooking Gary Neville?
     
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  18. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Nah read 'em not really my cup of tea.

    However I did enjoy


    Anfailed - the wilderness years - best seller for over 20 yaers I believe.


    or

    How to have a smashing time at your local disco larrrr - By Stevie " I love Phil Collins" Gerrard.


    or


    This Year Will be Ours - the FAMOUS KOP apparently re-issued every August since 1990


    or ............no stop me please I could be here all day
     
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  19. KingPepeReina.

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    How about this.
    How to make £10,000 out of £2.50.By Mickey Thomas.
    Kung Fu Fighting by Eric Cantona.
    How to claim stud fees for a horse you have no financial interest in.By A Ferguson.
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

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