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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    No seriously, it can't be. You're a fibber!
     
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  2. saintrichie123

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    No sadly.......goodness I feel old now :(
     
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  3. Beef

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    I was 6.....
     
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  4. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  5. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Oh FFS!!! I watched at the cinema with the first Mrs FLT
     
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    fatletiss, Dec 13, 2015
  6. Schrodinger's Cat

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    I watched the first one on independence day in the US in 1996, the ****ing audience stood up at the end and were practically saluting when Will Smith and co saved the world, I swear to God they thought it was a documentary about their latest foreign war. Crazy people but funny because of it. I enjoyed the movie though.
     
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  7. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Just got back from seeing Noel Fielding at Brighton Dome. Brilliantly bonkers.
     
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  8. Schrodinger's Cat

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    Big boosh fan, Noel Fielding is great
     
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    To celebrate the UN climate deal I have just bought myself a 3.2l Alfa GT. Mmmmmm
     
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    Lovelocum, Dec 13, 2015
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  10. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Kitman Forbesy rocked up to his Sunday League game with a new signing.

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    Erwin scored a free-kick.
     
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  11. Beef

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    He is.
     
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  12. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    How many Mrs FLT's do you plan to have?
     
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  13. fatletiss

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    Just the current one (no.2). Young and foolish the first time around, but I see it like being a good driver; always more experienced and better prepared having passed driving test second time around :)
     
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    fatletiss, Dec 14, 2015
  14. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    A guy sends a text to his neighbour:

    Hi Bob,
    This is Alan next door. I’m sorry mate, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you've left for work. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much....I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again.
    Regards,
    Alan.

    THE ACTIONS

    Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice, killing her instantly. He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone to respond to the neighbour's text and saw he had another message:-

    THE REPLY

    Hi Bob,
    This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed, my predictive text changed ‘WiFi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that.
    Regards,
    Alan
     
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    St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Dec 14, 2015
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  15. davecg69

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    Hmmm ......... wonder what that says about me? I DID pass my driving test (car) on the 3rd attempt, so I guess there's some correlation (though I passed my bike test first time ......).
    No chance of there being a 3rd Mrs G, I can tell you ............ :eek:
     
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  16. fatletiss

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    Dave's back ... we'll be ok and get a win now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Meh, experience is over rated - I passed first time. :)
     
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  18. fatletiss

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    wait til you try the marriage test!!! :eek:
     
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  19. davecg69

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    I thank you for your confidence in me ...... I've been sat in Lanzagrotty watching the results and wincing ............... (as you can see)

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  20. Le Tissier's Laces

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