The North London Power-Shift

I have an 8 year old son who would "knows better" than Ian Wright.

 

How's your 'Power shift' on top of the table Arsenal going HIAG ?

 

It's not my Power-Shift, mate. It belongs to the media.

Half way through the season, and we have you in our sights. There is a lot to play for, so I think it is a bit premature to scoff, just yet.

 

you were once 2 points away from us, now you are 7 points away from us. can you explain how this power shift works ?

 

It's definitely your power shift. The one article in the media said that any talk of a power shift 'would have to go on hold'

As for having us in your sights, we just got a lot smaller in that sight today as we extended our lead over you.

 

Yes.

 

So in the dimension that everybody else calls reality, Arsenal are shifting further away from Spurs

 

you were once 2 points away from us, now you are 7 points away from us.

can you explain how this power shift works ?

or is it a reverse power shift

 

You have the gun. I'll do whatever you say, sir!

 

No need to Pussy out of it mate. We're just interested to know how you define this power shift ?

 

All I know is, this Highland Park is going down faster than a whore in a Bangkok brothel, so I'm being a little bit cagey with my answers, right now.

 

Bottling it with a bottle.

 

Putting it on hold.

 

How can the power shift be on hold when we have just extended our lead over you from 2 points to 7 points ?

 

Dynamo vs City

Arsenal vs Barca...oops!

PSG vs Chelsea

 

Shouldn't this thread now be re-titled:

"The North London Power-Flush"

??

 

Oh, joy of joys! The annual AFC CL humiliation has come early, this season!

My local cock-clinic is on red alert!

 

... their official site states that they have raised their threat level to 'slight'

 

Not a chance, Fossil! They have to find me a longer bed-gown, when I go in.

 

.. incontinence?