I'd do anything that wouldn't A. Kill me or a member of my family or B. Send me to prison. I mean a few minutes pain for a lifetime of gain is the way I see it.
Don`t think I could participate in homosexual thingies at any price. I find the practice totally abhorrent. Don`t get me wrong, I know lots of gay people, funny as ****, great company but they keep their relationships and activities behind closed doors which is exactly where it should be. I find gay pride irritates the hell out of me. The only exception would be if I had a terminal illness, not long to live, set up the family. Other than it`s my pet nono.
Pops, I love your optimism mate. Whaddya think are the chances of finding a multi-millionaire gay bloke who fancies humping an old gadgie with a terminal disease whatever the price?
Definitely not mate. I was there at the birth. Whether or not I was there at the conception is a different matter entirely. edit: Nah, no doubts. That little bugger`s mine all right.
22:31 I see comms thread and think "oh that could be interesting" 22:32 I see pops offering up his anal virginity. 22:33 I may never think the same again about anything.
I highlighted that and was ready to reply then thought better of it in case I get inundated with offers.
You're not a very good virgin then. Your stock is falling. Final offer, a twix and a bag of mixed coins is about your lot.
Well I've not got a million quid pops! Nor am I a homosexual, I was just trying to secure an agreement so I could broker a deal to my own financial gain, you know, when you're 'ready to receive'.
