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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Dave nicked a line that I often used against him and a bloke called Fork Deck Dave.

    Most of my time is spent walking at the intellectual pace of a snail, otherwise most of you on here would see me as little more than a blur.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... like a slightly camp Damon Albarn then? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  3. Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal has told Manchester United fans to get real and stop living on past glories. (Mirror)

    Oh, what we'd we'd all give if Klipperty and all the 'Pool-loving pundits could be this honest!
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I reckon you got touched up by a scouse priest or something, such is your obsession with all things Liverpool lol
     
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    Take no notice mate, his username is so historical it took archeologists to ok it first.
     
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  6. astro

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    Klopp's first press conference as Liverpool manager: "History is only the base for us. It’s not allowed that you take the history in your backpack... Let’s try to start a new."
     
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  7. Stan

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    Your opinion of Klopp

    "Klopp is overrated. Almost got the 2nd best team in a two-horse race relegated. Bottled it and ran away. Took a year to recover from the #meltdown "

    Post 15,303 of http://www.not606.com/threads/transfer-rumours-thread.290748/page-766#post-8385274
     
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  8. Astronut "owned" on his very first visit!
    <laugh>
     
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  9. Stan

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    Luckily for Astro I was up early to go for a run. There are more anti-Klopp quotes by Astro in the vault if required. The poor lad lacks credibility.
     
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  10. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Running ! ****ing show off
     
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  11. Stan

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    I meant brisk walk. An amble really. I was still pissed.
     
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  12. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    You mean laying on sofa and having a **** at half time to see if that clears the hangover and if not then it's a beer!
     
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  13. Stan

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    I don't think the other parents would have appreciated that given I was at my son's cricket coaching session when you posted that!

    Is ****ing a cure for a hangover? If so I better let Mrs Stan know (she doesn't drink but she can give me a hand with my hangovers).

    I am now having a beer.
     
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  14. Stan

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    If you haven't seen the footage of Klopp leading his team towards the Kop to do a linked hands celebration for sneaking a draw against West Brom then I'd highly recommend it. The word "Embarrassing" doesn't do it justice.

    Cue stampede of Dippers to rip into LVG, much of which I'll agree with.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Has HIAG been on to celebrate Spurs 15th win on the bounce after their loss at home to Toon ?
     
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    If he thinks it'll wind you up, I'm sure he will be!
     
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  17. Tobes

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    Indeed. Had Martinez done the same after scrapping a draw against a side we'd been expected to beat, we'd have cringed, but the cult have lapped it up, "he gets it lads yano". ****ing embarrassing
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    It really winds me up constantly taking the piss out of HIAG's **** ups <ok>
     
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  19. Stan

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    #cathedral
     
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    I loved the celebration , regardless of @Stan and @Tobes the Grinch thoughts Klopp is trying to breath life into the crowd at Anfield and I'd expect more of this kind of thing from him.
     
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