Will Spurs finish above Arsenal, this season?

No need for the drama queen routine mate I'm just asking some straight forward questions:

1. How could we not have faced any decent opposition if we've already almost played everybody ?

2. Seeing as we have gone from 5th to 1st would you say that :

a. We are going backwards ?
b. We are going forwards ?

 

I'm smoking a cigar, so cannot answer properly at the moment, Pixie, but I will in a few moments...

 

I get the feeling you enjoy being dominated?

 

I don't think your Hamlet moment is going to help you bullshit your way out of this one mate

 

By a bevvy of lovelies, yes. Not by PIXIE. I find that humiliating.

 

It's a Cuban half Corona, mate.

 

You take your time and enjoy it fella. I'll be waiting for your response to my questions

 

cheer up you sad ****er - Newcastle are now above the Chavs - surely something to small about






you may be able to take the piss in the future, but we have been taking the piss out of Spurs for at least 50 years

 

Don't, you'll make him feel worse

 

Indeed. To smile and "small" about. There is always a silver lining in every cloud, no matter how black it may be.

 

The spurs board have Haig on suicide watch

 

I have a bottle of Highland Park opened, and a box of Cuban cigars on my study table. Vive la suicide!

 

I wouldn't do that mate, you'll miss MOTD2 tonight

 

I think that once you've seen a horror show once, you don't need to see it again!...

 

will spurs be on last i wonder

 

one of my mates brother committed suicide this week so not a laughing matter for me

 

Dunno mate....I'll be in bed!...

 

Sorry to hear that, mate.

 

watch the arsenal game as its a belter - i won't spoil it for you by telling you the result



#tabletoppers

 

its just a game of football and nothing to do anything stupid over, and besides you should be used to Spurs being a let-down