UK, France, Belgium, USA, less developed???? You're off your ****ing trolley mate, welcome to the real world where the rest of us live.
On the subject of the thread. Been assaulted more times than enough. It's so funny how many lads resort to violence when they've lost on words.
This is a tricky one. (Im not having a go so relax) Diddles liked this post. He was man enough to tell us the other day he has never had a fight. I appreciate that. But what is assaulted? Were you totally 100% innocent in all these cases?
Well I didn't engage in violence and I didn't strike back. Fights never really kick off with me once they find out how well I take a punch. I'll fight if the situation calls for it but I find it very rarely does. I won't fight just because somebody wants too. I can't half a take a kicking, I've got a ****ing outstanding chin. Shame I can't punch for toffee or I'd box fit.
This is where, I think, me and you branch off slightly. If I didn't trust my punch or thought I couldn't knock over the man in front of me, I'd simply pick something up that would put him down and hit him with it.
Was burgled. A terrible feeling to wake up and find they`ve been through your personal belongings while you were asleep. Stays with you a long time. Drove off with my things in my car. Bastards. Pollisses were no help. `Think yourself lucky you didn`t wake up. It could have been much worse.`. Yeah, thanks for that. Daft ****ing dog man. She let them in. Makes me think it was someone she knew and they knew her. No other explanation. Never found out who. Never will. Never forget though. Horrible, horrible unsafe feeling.
I've been set on a few times, once got landed for telling a bird she looked like Fat Christina Aguilera, I didn't see her boyfriend and he blind sided me and knocked me out in a single blow to the head. When I come round 30 seconds later he was unconscious in the middle of the road outside the kebab shop cos my mate saw him hit me and went bezerk. Got a ring that was given to me with a lot of sentiment attached to it, stolen. Turned out to be a 'mate' of mine who ended up getting his face bounced off a pavement when I found out he'd sold it.
the biggest crime of all is when it happens every day of every week, an Albanian muslim pretending to be a kosovan has lived here for years on invalidity benefit, never paid a penny into the system, pretends to be a cripple walks around on crutches has an electric chair courtesy of us taxpayers, yet the **** goes out on his Bike comes to lights and rests the weight of the bike on his crippled legs, scumbag he is even has bought his own house on the money he receives and has a new converted motor for his wheelchair. **** wont have a merry xmas now have him on my phone on the bike gardening and riding his push bike racer, merry xmas ibrahim, it was me who shopped you
Take it like a man, ****ing cowards these days using broken bottles bitten ears etc. Fight in the bar the other week the guy taking the beating started throwing snooker balls at the other bloke, till one hit someone else then he had 2 guys knocking the **** out of him.
I used to get picked on a lot in the pub, being a small bloke and a "Pommy" but I found that bluff was a good defence like "I'd better warn you that I am a Black Belt Origami (for those of you who don't know that's 'paper sculpture') so you'd better finish your beer off - I'll be coming back for mine"!
