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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by sww, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Simon21-LUFC

    Simon21-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    Seeing as no-ones following the 1 change rule, I'm going to go all out:

    - GLT.
    - Feigning injury counts as simulation.
    - Red cards (including retrospective) for clear cases of simulation.
    - 3 CL places, 2 league + winners of FA cup. If the winners are in the top 2 it goes to 2nd, if they're also in the top 2 there's a 3rd place play-off.
    - Europa League winners get CL place.
    - Wage caps for players.
    - Clubs can only spend what they get in, no super rich owners + no crippling debt.
    - Agents are payed a fixed fee out of player's wages, no cut of transfer fees etc.
    - Assassinate Sepp Blatter.

    I'll get back to you if I think of any more.
     
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  2. Jud_Danger

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    cosmic innit mate!

    Pyrah & Sidebottom were immense yesterday, stopped us gettin skittled for 100 & now Bresnan is making sure that we wont chase more than 200!!!

    Cant believe that lanky spunk stain was picked over Bresnan or Finn for England!!!!
     
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  3. Cosmic_LUFC

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    aye we could conceivably win it..would be great an all...

    yeah man I would've plumped for Bresnan..Broad needs someone to drill into him that he's gotta bowl full and not short all the time
     
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  4. Jud_Danger

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    broads a right arrogant tosser, ya bang on wi that mate, i watched him last year at headingly or maybe year b4 and was screamin at him from the stands when he came n fielded near me, just turned and looked at me like ad pissed on his kids on xmas mornin!!!
     
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  5. philhleeds

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    Let the party commence.
     
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  6. Cosmic_LUFC

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    well if he dont get wickets this test then he's gotta be dropped..send him back to county cricket...thing is tho on a Yorkshire note would be good for Bresnan to stay with us so we can win some games
     
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  7. philhleeds

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    The games gonna be finished one way or the other by tonight Jud, hope we dont firking collapse like Lancs have tho
     
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  8. Jud_Danger

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    Phil <ok>

    Ya see 9th wicket stand yesterday? I was being hammered at work by a Lancashire bastard scum fan **** at 44-6 or summat, he's just took an early lunch cos av ripped him that much this mornin!!!
     
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  9. Jud_Danger

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    i know, we wont be chasing 200 i dont think....but even 150 could be difficult
     
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  10. Cosmic_LUFC

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    Good to have Rudolph back too..
     
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  11. philhleeds

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    Amazing stand mate, about time Sidebottom earned his keep!

    What is the cut off time for getting in the ground for free, do they still do that? Might pop along late afternoon to watch the last throngs of us beating the Lancashire bastards.
     
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  12. Simon21-LUFC

    Simon21-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    It's because Bresnan talks like a proper Cricketer. He can bowl t'ball and hit it wi't'bat aswell. Not like that ponce Broad. <ok>

    Seriously though you shouldn't be allowed to play cricket for England unless you speak with a broad Yorkshire accent.
     
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  13. Pags

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    urgh cricket.
     
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  14. sww

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    nice one simon...but im still not convinced re the GLT to be honest!!!

    Jud...was just reading that thread from yesterday....not surprised you got annoyed baby jeeeeeeeeeesus it makes my blood boil!!!...thats why i stay out of stuff like that....i dont even give idiots like that the time of day, im too important!!! haha

    My friend is married to Sidebottom....but she kept her maiden name lol not surprising!
     
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  15. Jud_Danger

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    yeah i think Rudolph will be good for the team, only 12 yest but he'll score big at least 2-3 times a season!

    Agreed on Bresnan/Broad, Bresnans dad worked darn pit n Broads sucks the selectors off, work it out!!

    Think it used to be after 3pm but not 100% on that.
     
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  16. philhleeds

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    Rudolph needs a couple of innings to bed in then he will be cracking it all over the place.

    I`ll ring ground and see what they say re gypo free entry.

    Sidebottom is a better name for a female than Frontbottom.
     
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  17. sww

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    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
     
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  18. sww

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    we have 9 guests reading today cvome on peeps they need entertaining!!!

    hey guests x x x x x i best be your favourite!
     
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    :emoticon-0118-yawn: god cricket........
     
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  20. The-Don

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    SHUT THE **** UP ABART CRICKET!!!!!!!! lol
     
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