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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by E.T. Fairfax, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Bastard, beat me to it. You're not fit to be a mod :)
     
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  2. Blunham Mackem

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    Well actually, as it happens, I'm sure I heard her screaming MOD YES! YES! YES! Not GOD YES! YES! YES!
     
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  3. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Suppose you've had the Minogue sisters as well? and don't even mention Kelly Brook :(
     
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  4. Blunham Mackem

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    I wish! Kylie is on my bucket list when I win the Eurolottery! (I have a plan, it's a cunning plan :emoticon-0115-inlov)

    I'll have to break it to Kelly gently though, tell her I've made a promise to a not606 buddy to not go there first.

    It's gonna hurt when I see the tears in her eyes, but mates come first!
     
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  5. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    I take it all back, you're a good lad. And if you do win the Euro's, put a good word in with Kylie for me, maybe a foursome with Dannie and me? i'm sure she could swing it.
     
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  6. Blunham Mackem

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    I said I'd stay away from Kelly. If you're into Kylie and Danni, win your own mega-millions <laugh>
     
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  7. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    I'd still rattle Jen like, even if she is soiled goods :) as for the lottery??? ****ing fat chance, i've won £20 a few times but that ain't going to get the Minogue sisters into bed :(
     
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  8. MrRAWhite

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    I have never one more than buttons on the lottery, although I feel my time to win the big one is getting near..
     
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  9. Blunham Mackem

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    I had my biggest win ever on Tuesday, £11:50!

    £11:50!!! For 3 numbers plus 1.

    4 numbers out of 7! A measly ****ing £11:50 for 2quid every week!
     
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  10. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    That's **** all mate, i work with a ld who had 5 numbers up, he got a meagrely two and half grand and was devastated. Rightly so FFS, almost but not quite, poor **** still hasn't got over it.
     
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  11. Blunham Mackem

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    Aint life a bitch mate! Well, that and the ex! <laugh>

    Good job I'm just happy to be where I am. Right here, right now!

    I guess we'll just have to leave the Minogue sisters wishing about what might have been :emoticon-0136-giggl

    My bed's calling!

    Fingers crossed for 3 points tomorrow <ok>
     
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    What about that young lad in chester le street. Won a million on a scratch card, two months later he won another 100k on a scratch card!
     
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  13. Gil T Azell

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    Av done the second one. Our lasses minge is huge tho and I was p*ssed by the time it emptied
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    Lol yer daft ****er. <laugh>
     
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