I have never ever farted in a lift and blamed somebody else I have never had a shotgun wedding I have never ever been so drunk I cannot remember where I woke up> I lied regarding one of these. Can you guess which one?
Put acid tabs under my eyelids Snorted Charlie off hooker's arse crack in a Vegas hotel room Played football on ecstasy to see if it makes me better or worse.
What if you won mega millions on the Eurolottery? You'd go to the best places, be a famous philanthropist, be invited to the best parties, meet famous women who love rich men, and shag them!! I see that happening in my future, sooner or later.....
understood this thing with my sisters hairy minge? supported any other team other than Sunderland. holidayed in America!
I'm a funk fanatic who fuses modern and vintage fashion. Work it out mate. I'm living in the wrong time