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  1. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    ate a crisp sandwich.
    watched the film ET.
    been to Blackpool.
     
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  2. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Be neither marra :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  3. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Are you trying to get us all pissed with the I have never game? <laugh>
     
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    Seen Sunderland win at Newcastle

    Shopped at Harrods

    Had a round of golf
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I to have never had a round of golf.
     
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  6. Blunham Mackem

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    Had sex with Kylie Minogue

    Owned a ferrari

    Kicked Donald Trump in the nads
     
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  7. Vincemac

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    Played cricket
    Played rugby
    Played golf
    <bubbly>
     
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    I'll give you the middle one. The bottom two are more unrealistic wishes. Get with the program!
     
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  9. Blunham Mackem

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    You have your bucket list, I'll have mine <laugh>
     
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    Ok boss <ok> <laugh>
     
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  11. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I have never ever farted in a lift and blamed somebody else
    I have never had a shotgun wedding
    I have never ever been so drunk I cannot remember where I woke up>

    I lied regarding one of these. Can you guess which one?
     
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  12. Brian Storm

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    Put acid tabs under my eyelids
    Snorted Charlie off hooker's arse crack in a Vegas hotel room
    Played football on ecstasy to see if it makes me better or worse.
     
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  13. Blunham Mackem

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    What if you won mega millions on the Eurolottery?

    You'd go to the best places, be a famous philanthropist, be invited to the best parties, meet famous women who love rich men, and shag them!!

    I see that happening in my future, sooner or later..... :rolleyes:
     
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  14. crumble bungle

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    understood this thing with my sisters hairy minge?
    supported any other team other than Sunderland.
    holidayed in America!
     
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  15. Blunham Mackem

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    Jeez Bri, they're all so 1970's <laugh>
     
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  16. Deleted #

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    Have you ever had a competitive game whilst stoned?
     
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  17. Brian Storm

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    I'm a funk fanatic who fuses modern and vintage fashion. Work it out mate. I'm living in the wrong time <laugh>
     
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  18. Brian Storm

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    Yep I was subbed! <laugh>
     
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  19. Brian Storm

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    Niether do we but each to their own <laugh>
     
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  20. Nads

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    I have never bucked a fatty!
     
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