Match Day Thread Spuds vs Newcastle Not So Epic Match Day Thread

This kicking a plastic sphere round a grassy square, what's it all about?

 

Twxts - the xxxxing lot of ya.

 

So.. everyone all set for Xmas?
What is Santa bringing you in his bulging warm sack?

 

Thas what happens to our match threads.... Must just be a coincidence

 

A) Yo momma
B) "before" is a relative term depending on a defunct understanding of space-time, which is itself thoroughly dependent on the independent observer, thus I reject the question.
C) it seems positively absurd and mathematically incredulous to suppose no other life exists, considering there must be thousands of other solar systems with a similar atomic composition and thousands of other Earth like planets. Furthermore, if one prescribes to prevailing multi-universe theories, in which there are infinite realities based on each individual choice, with infinite potential outcomes, alien versions of ourselves exist to the power of infinity. Following historic versions of matter, anti-matter and particles and anti-particles (evidenced in Hawkings brief history of time), one would come to the conclusion there is an anti-obi for every obi, and should they ever meet, they must interact and surely annihilate each other from existence. In this case, the meeting of obi, being widely regarded as general fatfuck, must be akin to the destructive force of the death of a neutron star.
D) The power of invisibility, and the power of super injunctions...........
E) Dog-owners are more conscientious than ever.
F) 15.329

 

White dogshit is to do with lack of butchers bones apparently.
My pet unicorn told me.

 

Is that at weekends when he goes out in that rather fetching flowery dress of his?

 

Or its being hoarded by people from St Helens
http://sthelenscelebritynews.co.uk/fears-grow-over-white-dog-****-abuse/

 

You will have to replace the **** in that link with the letters s h i t

 

Jakarta just said ****! Ban him! Ban him I say.


I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.

 

Alternatively here's the article:

 

smoking white dog ****..... hahahahahahahahahhahaahahaha

 

This thread has gone so off topic that it's probably outside of the known universe looking in.

 

I agree "left field" is to the right of this thread.

 

Japanese Dog

 

How I would line up the team on sunday. Probably too attacking, but sod it we can't defend anyway!

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I like the look of this but I suspect Steve will start with same 11 as last week.

 

It's better that it's gone off topic than to consider a geometrical faux-pas in which a certain someone describes a football pitch as 'square'.

Pedantically yours, etc..

 

The Mackems lost... Mind the gap lads

 

We will get absolutely roasted tomorrow.