It started with a Kiss

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BluefromBridgend

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Another one confirmed as signed. Miller to sign on Friday?

SLOVAKIAN KISS JOINS CITY RANKS

Slovakia under-21 captain Filip Kiss has on Thursday evening completed a season long loan deal with the Bluebirds, subject to Football League approval.

The twenty year old, who signs on loan from Slovakian Champions Å K Slovan Bratislava, has featured in the qualifying rounds for this year's UEFA Champions League. Standing at just over 6' tall, Filip is considered as a defensive central midfielder.

Speaking to Cardiff City Player following his move, Filip told us: "I'm really happy to be at Cardiff City. I watched Wednesday's game against Celtic and was very impressed. I'm very excited to be here.

"I will give everything I can as Cardiff City player and I hope to be successful with the Club. I want to grow as a player and although I'd consider myself a defensive midfielder, I'm happy to play anywhere in midfield."
 
When he says he was impressed after watching the game, he does know we don't play in green hooped shirts doesn't he?
 
When he says he was impressed after watching the game,
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I think what impressed him is he thought

"Ah Ha a first team regular shall I be, and much footballing will for me happen"

or something like that anyway ;)
 
This is much good Friday fun like threadings.Very welcomings to Kiss from Cardiff City fans with hope he will be crystallyne rock for football club.<ok>
 
With apologies to Rhondda <ok> and a disclaimer that the following refer to older model Skodas and not to the current model range which I am told are excellent cars.

<whistle>

1. How do you double the price of a skoda?
Fill up the tank
2. Why do skodas have heated rear windscreens?
To keep your hands warm while your pushing it.
3. Have you got a wing mirror for a skoda?
Okay, seems like a fair swap
4. What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ?
A Dreamer
5. How do you increase the value of a skoda?
Throw a penny in it.
6. What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ?
A skip
7. Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda .......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio! (If you understand this and your under 40 then you need to get out more)
8. What is the difference between being inside Jessica Alba's bra and being caught inside a Skoda ? You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !
9. What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.
10. How do you overtake a Skoda ?
Run
11. What is the difference between a school and a Skoda?
Schools breaks up and a Skoda breaks down
12. Why is a skoda and a baby similar?
They both never go anywhere without a rattle
13. How come the Skoda crossed the street?
It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed
14. What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial?
A bumper car
15. What colour shall I get my skoda in?
It doesn't matter, it'll go brown through rust after a week
16. How do you make a policeman laugh?
Tell him your skoda just got nicked
17. I bought the top spec skoda, this one came with an engine.
18. Tom: 'I was gonna buy a passat but I bought a mondeo instead'
Harry: 'I was gonna buy a skoda but i bought a bike'
19. How do you make a skoda more sporty?
Wear adidas trainers while driving it.
 
How do you double the price of a Skoda??


Fill it with petrol!

And just saw the joke done already but dont know how to delete a message on this sorry hha
 
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