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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Breaking news from SJP ........ Coco pops his hamstring!!!![/QUOTE]
    Yes, it caused an Argie bargie.
     
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  2. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Yes, it caused an Argie bargie.[/QUOTE]

    Never had one mate ....... is it anything like the onion one?
     
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  3. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    These bhaji puns are starting to sag...
     
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Smug won't phall for that, man :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  5. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Aye, he's having naan of it...
     
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    If he had a couple of naans he'd probably just popadum into his gob before anyone else got a chance :emoticon-0100-smile

    <sorry>
     
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  7. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    I had a couple of naans but they both died one on her 96th birthday we were only half way through her bumps when she past away.
     
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  8. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Mine died when I pushed that pillau over her face ........ she'd never rice again which really goes against the grain <whistle>
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    Leave him alone..He certainly knows his onions..
     
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  10. rooch 3

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    I know you are Joshing.
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I bet she barley knew what hit her.
     
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  12. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    To my shame it was typical chaff behaviour ...........
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Wheat the **** are you on about now <confused>
     
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  14. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    I think smug is trying to combine as many curry jokes as he can in one sentence and he won't stop now he will just keep ploughing on.
     
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  15. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    He's probably just trying to curry favour amongst us, like he does with the barmaids when he visits his favourite Harvester pub :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  16. MrRAWhite

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    Oh no..I can hear a Wurzels song coming on!!!!
     
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  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    He likes a bit of Wurzel Gummidge from the old barmaids when they take their false teeth out ;)
     
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  18. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    We could have a combined sing song in Paradise the morra, marra :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  19. MrRAWhite

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    We will end up with forty acres with all the people lining up to kick us in the nuts..
     
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  20. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Bollocks . . . . I never thought of that <doh>
     
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