Off Topic Your 'breakfast of champions'

So what is that special 'breakfast of champions' you make when there's a special occasion?

I like a 4 egg portion of scrambled egg on a bed of granary crust, smeared with olive oil mayo. On the side I have two rashers of smoked bacon and a pile of mushrooms.

I lightly season with salt and pepper and tuck in.....

Utter unadulterated breakfast bliss...........

 

Do you wear fluffy pink slippers and a see through outfit whilst eating this?

Breakfast of champions. Not breakfast of weight watchers 2015

 

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Wellies optional.

 

That conjures up some worrying images a la JPF/ Chippy/No Chance love triangle.

 

A mixture of Chinos, denim hotpants and skin tight latex. With a hint of Brut.

 

And that's only Chippy !!!

 

Crop top?

Now he'on this girie diet. Let the moobs swing freely.

 

Can't go wrong with Cumberland suasage, fried eggs and beans!

 

For starter.

 

Fat bastard

 

Where' the black pudding. The fried slice. The hash browns and a cuppa?

Freaks

 

Wetherspoons do a topper breakfast for £2.99. Add a cuppa tea for 75p. Couldn't make it yerself for that price.

Ping-and-ting.

 

Eggs benedict.

 

Once in a blue moon I make a really dirty breakfast. A waffle stack sandwich. Potato waffle / bacon tomato mushrooms melted cheese / potato waffle / bacon tomato mushrooms melted cheese / potato waffle all stacked up then I pick it up like a sandwich and stuff it in my face

 

I like to start the day with some fish pie, followed by sticking sausage in a muffin.

 

At last a real man. Diiet freeaks

 

Tuna bakke and a **** sock

 

So you like a bit of the ring then?

 

Is that before of after the 10 big macs #fatcunt