No, I'm just really puzzled as to when you first contracted this obsession with Spurs. You seem to spend half your life trawling the Internet for something to try and Wum about. It wouldn't be so bad if it was even vaguely amusing!
Of that list, only Soldado can be claimed to be an abject failure for us. Some of the names on that list - such as Davis, Yedlin, Wimmer, N'Jie and Freyers - are still very young and haven't even been properly tested, so certainly cannot be considered failures. Other players on that list, whilst they may not have proved themselves to be the next Messi or Ronaldo, have done a solid enough job for us, it's simply that they are clearly not "top 4" players, which is where Spurs has set its aspirations. I know you are wumming, PIXIE, but I really do wish you try to inject just a tiny bit of sophistication into it.
Subtle wumming is an art and extremely effective, we should have a "how to" thread to educate the poor wums.
Certainly, I believe that you and I could hold a wum Master Class, and expose some of the tricks of our trade; however, I am a firm believer that, as with so many other artistic endeavors in life, the genius wumster is born not created. Setting up the perfect wum is akin to setting up the perfect diamond heist, it requires intelligent planning, followed by deft and fearless execution. The devil is in the detail, and I do not believe that can be taught. Consider, again, the monkey at the zoo, openly masturbating in its cage. The monkey is engaging in a form of entertainment that is restricted by its capacity to comprehend. It does not know, or understand, the embarrassment that it is causing to others, it knows only the pleasure that it is giving to itself; and whilst it might be surprised, delighted even, when it jettisons a ropey-stream of jizz into its own eye, it cannot know that, for us, the overwhelming feeling is one of disgust and pity, not amusement. Yes, the keeper could throw a bucket of cold water over the monkey, in an attempt to quell the bestial sexual display of erotic self-pleasure, but he knows that, eventually, after the monkey has jizzed in its own eye, the amusement will wear off for a short while, and visitors will be able to go about their business free from embarrassment and disgust. That monkey is PIXIE, and I am that keeper. Yes, I could hold a Master Class and show everyone the bucket of cold water, but I'm not sure that I can so easily demonstrate why it is that I don't throw it over the jizzing monkey.
West Brom's 22-year-old striker Saido Berahino, who wanted to leave the Baggies in August, has 'liked' a series of tweets criticising his club. (Daily Telegraph) Early on in this thread, PIXIE made the following prediction: "...he'll stay with WBA and he'll sign a new contract, thereby increasing his value to WBA." Berahino still hasn't signed a contract, just as I predicted he wouldn't. As for PIXIE's comments, well... the expressions "owned," "epic wum-failure," "back to haunt you" and so many others come to mind!
And as predictably as night follows day, HIAG has made yet another wum **** up. You really should bother to actually read comments before (mis)quoting them HIAG, because it makes you look like a desperate needy weirdo. This was in response to your prediction that Berahino would go on strike in the summer and force a move to Spurs. What happened there HIAG ? I am enjoying watching your desperation lead you to make even bigger **** ups than the original **** up
This thread is, of course, littered with failed-wum after failed-wum attempts by PIXIE, arguing that Berahino will knuckle-down, sign a new contract, and thereby push up his price-tag. None of that has happened. I have consistently maintained, even in the face of PIXIE's dreadfully bad wummery, that it wouldn't. The word "embarrassment" is far too gentle to describe the way I feel about PIXIE's comments, in this thread.
You predicted that he would go on strike and force a move to spurs. I said that he''ll continue to play for WBA and then either a big club will come in for him or he'll be offered a new contract at WBA. Your desperation to try and get back at me because you made yet another wum **** up is clear for everybody to see
Evidence, please? Let me save you the effort of making a pointless search...there isn't any! The most that can be said on that subject is that I reported comments that Berahino made, indicating his intention to go on strike. The main thrust of my OP is to canvass the opinion of fellow posters what Spurs should pay for him in the January window. That much is clear to anyone of even moderate wit. Then, you come along, like a wum-deranged fcukwitted bull-in-a wum-shop, smashing any chance this thread had of being wum-free! It's sad that you feel that you have to do this, PIXIE.
The fact that his a stroppy little twat and that he only plays well now and then and usually against lower oposition should beg the question why would Spurs want to sign him?
