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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 6, 2015.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 6, 2015
  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Mike - Where are the ****ing wingers?
    Lee - Through the middle, I think
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Dec 6, 2015
  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So i grabbed Scteeve by the ears.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Mike- 'there's a hole this big in our fakkin defence'

    Lee- 'he's called Colo Mike'
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 6, 2015
  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Mike: I don't care if he's offered to donate his hair to you, I told you to ****ing get rid of Colo!
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    And this bloke then said his arms were like calves...
     
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Mike: Listen Lee, stop trying to make us look so comical just so you can think of a funny headline. Trev will never let you win anyway!!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Dec 6, 2015
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    <laugh>



    <confused>



    <grr>
     
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    Toon suffering ringburn once again.
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 6, 2015
  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    mike - my pie was that big and it's fckin gone
    Lee- well, I did warn you about those Scousers
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Mike

    You told me your cock was massive

    Lee

    I lied
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 6, 2015
  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Well at least we now know that at least one person on this board gets a boner for Mike Ashley.

    Whatever floats your boat <ok>
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Dec 7, 2015
  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    It's the sexy football he has you playing

    And who said anything about having a boner <whistle>
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Hung like a horse, eh? ....Klipperty Klopp. Klipperty Klopp
     
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  16. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Harry Enfield used to take the piss out of the scousers, shell suit, tash, curly wig and then spread your arms like this and go "Eh eh eh, now den laa"
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    "Look Mike, I don't know how to tell you this, but Greggs don't really sell giant invisible pies - it was just a joke."
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 8, 2015
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  18. Beardsley's Stylist

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    "Look at all those players. They've all got necks, why haven't we?"
     
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  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I hold Mitrosexual like this while I bugger him. I don't even need to say please because JPF has made the hole so big he doesn't notice anymore :biggrin:
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 8, 2015
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  20. JakartaToon

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    I told you Lee I am only getting my wallet out in January if there is this much of a gap between us and the 17th placed team.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 8, 2015
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