Hypothesis - 'Chelsea fans vanish when they are losing football matches' Abstract - A simple study showed that Chelsea fans do vanish when they are not winning games. Analysis suggests that when a team that has a clueless manager that only knows what he's doing when winning hits a bad spell, fans go into 2 categories. Meltdown or Hiding. Introduction - Chelsea are known to have glory hunting fans, once the big money came in many youngsters jumped on the bandwagon. What happens to these fans when they stop winning? A question that many football fans are now asking themselves. Method - Using SPSS we studied the attitude of current and past posters on internet media and also looked at variables such as Manager meltdowns. Results - As clear as daylight. Chelsea fans vanish when they lose. When they win they are around in their hundreds however, the difference was statistically significant (P < 0.05) when they are 10th or below in the English Premier League. Discussion - No need to discuss the findings as there are no Chelsea fans currently around to read the full report. (Skylarker*, 2015) Study first posted on 'rival watch' by Skylarker* - This is 2nd edition. Same findings.
As I said on the Rival Board, Sky, you missed a major part of your anthropological study. Namely, the empirical evidence from the Not606 Chav Board that, of the heirarchy of chav fans on this forum, first of all, the few civilised Chelsea fans on here were driven away (a mass exodus) by the ferrel, chest beating neanderthals who had taken over their board. The civilised Chelsea fan was indeed the first casualty of the Chavbus decline... a victim at the hands of his ownkind. And then those who were left, the fairweather neanderthals, disappeared into extinction. In effect it was evolution in reverse. The whole of the Chelsea fanbase literally de-evolved!
There were a couple of decent posters there like Pensioner and George who still appears now and again. Might even include StanDMan but I've only read a few of his posts. The rabid pack after them were Queen Quassie, Fevriul, and ofcourse CFC to the FFP among others. It was horrible to witness tbh. Like listening to Sir David Attenborough on some perverse episode of The Hunt. Poor basrtds never stood a chance
That was the part in the discussion that I left out because there wasn't anyone around due to the exodus! Some good findings there though Treble
They're never quiet. They whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and gloat and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge.
.. how will you breath with your head up a duck's arse? ... at least wait until it has cooled to room temperature buddy .. no need to go daft
