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Match Day Thread Newcastle Liverpool matchday epic thread.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Commachio, Dec 2, 2015.

  1. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    Ref hasn't sent one of us off yet ...how ****e is Mariner
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I will get to the bottom of this!

    In other news, 15 mins without conceding... Call us Stoke!
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Ooft Liverpool can't handle this sexy football up to the halfway line. Eventually they're going to have to move the two defenders staying back off that line. Klopp's ****ting himself.
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Another foul by Jimmy Milner there, so we can all talk about what a grafter he is after the game, rather than the fact his legs have gone and now he's a dirty chimp.
     
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    Press the sodding ball for gods sake, far too much space.
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh> you can tell I have Benteke in my fantasy team. You're welcome guys!
     
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  9. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    So the plan is not to mark Benteke during corners ...cunning
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Why would we do that for? Our players are getting a bit of POV football porn here.
     
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    We're 1/4 of the way there, which is also the exact fraction of the field we are bossing at the moment.
     
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  12. Home_and_Away

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    Trying to keep it 0-0 for 75 mins then bring on Perez.
    Apart from Wij, I think he is your biggest threat?!
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    We have gone long ball to much. With no support. Gini and sissoko have gone missing. They need to start working hard. Cisse doing all the running on his own arm.
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

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    De Jong needs to give more aswell.
     
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    Liverpool are lucky we're not on it yet. Usually we are like Brazil.
     
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  16. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    <ok>.......Inaccurate half arsed hoofs up field too

    Liverpool only haveto wait for 3 of our passes, tops, before they get it gifted back
     
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  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    ****... I just saw one of our players press... Everything I knew about Physics is wrong! There is no force-field which prevents us getting within 5m of the opposition... Someone tell Cox!
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Liverpool are hanging on here, by mercilessly and relentlessly attacking our goal. Cunning.
     
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  19. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Sissoko and Gini really need to start grafting.
     
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    Why play Cisse over Mitrovic and then play the ball long?
     
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