You say that, but that's because they all said "NO" to you, isn't it mid-life crisis man... Loving the way you can't even spell Friday!
Well actually, your wife made me an offer but I didn't want to catch pubic lice so I just let her suck me off. Feel free to leave me more neg rep my good man, I'm trying to get a minus total so you could really help me out there Cartoon Character.
... If you have a little think about it, if I don't live in Newcastle any more... No? You don't follow do you? Jesus loves you - everybody else KNOWS you're a ****... "Cartoon Character" - pretty cutting stuff there! ...you utter twat.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Billy Death chunky pineapple balls again. ...
Oh dear Joe, why did you leave Newcastle Joe? Is it because even the mags hate you Joe? Is that it? We are here to help you Joe. Is that why you spend all day on here now? In the hope of finding a friend? Don't worry Joe, I am your friend, I can help you. Don't worry about those nasty people in the Three Bulls Joe. Percy Street is full of ****s anyway. Anyway Joe, time's up mate. That'll be £300. See you next week Joe.
That's it isn't it. The best you have. **** my old boots that is tragic... No, you're not my friend - you are a sad and lonely **** up who lives alone pretending to have a life when in fact you have NOBODY in your life except for the comments of strangers on internet forums! Goodbye sad sack.
Now now Joe, your time is up, just take the pills that the orderlies gave you. I will see you for further therapy next week Joe, I now have an appointment with Badger so you will have to excuse me my friend.
It's not really Joe's fault mate, he tries but fails to speak for everyone. He's in therapy at the moment but some people can't be helped. You see, even his own have disowned him so he has nowhere else to go. Actually, he's just a **** but don't tell him I told you. Hypocratic oath & all that.
I can confirm that he is indeed, a ****. For not believing in aliens and disrupting our movie buffs thread