Only 3 squads. Mine tels and dads army. Nee wonder they should drop the great ftom britian. Arr you all scarrd of men in dresses with a ****ing table cloth tied round his heed?
I'm going off now so will have a full read tomorra but all I can say is... War is utterly disgusting and the scourge of humanity, you are all enablers who are contributing to the downfall of planet Earth. Also I'm pissed off that none of you picked me
And if i can't find any boozers, i know how to make the stuff so we wouldn't go dry mate. Oh, and don't get any ideas about the grass skirt.
Ive just re read this thread. Was chuckling away last night as it was ongoing. Forgot about your grass skirt.
Dont know if you ever read the 606 deathmatch. I had you v rog. You set him alight with your welding torch and he ran of into the jungle burning everything. Mind i do believe you got a spear through the ball sack just before. We get some strange threads.
Must have missed that one mate, but thanks for volunteering me to have my nads pierced. Saying that, when i was an apprentice my mate set fire to his nads it was an accident but imaging his horror when he went to the medic and she was female and there was him clutching his burnt sack with nylon overalls, or what was left of them all stuck to his sack. Oh yes, we had some fun back then
Oh aye, that's it. Was trying to think the other night but just couldn't remember. Was funny like. I love the way threads can take so many twist & turns.
This thread Not sure who got the raw deal, me with a flute up my arse or Billy shagging a sea lion and a rhino
