A coachload of old dears from the Midlands were out on a day trip to the West Country and were just passing through WurzelLand on route. They decided to stop for a drink (and maybe a pee), so the driver pulled off the road into the forecourt of a roadside pub. As they all trooped off the coach, they were carefully watched through the pub window by a well-oiled local yokel propping up the bar who was obviously a Bristol City supporter - chewing a straw and wearing a red shirt over his smock. The coach driver opened the pub door and in they came. As they poured through into the pub, the local put down his cider, staggered to his knees and bellowed to the driver "Oi mate, what the hell are you doing with that bloody lot?" The coach driver looked at him indignantly and said "well my good man, if you must know, I'm taking them to Burnham". The local thought for a minute and then shouted back "Oi moi luvver, what a bloody waste - do I a favour mate, and let I **** 'em first.
A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Sparkey the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Sparkey the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Sparkey the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I f..... *one* sheep. Which one are you..?
then you aint from Bristol ****sy. I hear it almost every day, especially in Knowle West from the slipper wearing teenage mums
Scroll down to the bottom of the thread and you'll see it. You can only add 2 though. Not that I know much about it or anything
I'm not sure of the real function of it mate, mostly gets used for taking the piss really. I noticed earlier that I was awarded a 'Tagger Second Class' award and they gave me a blue flag on my profile. Not happy
Right, go down to the bottom of the thread, click 'Add/Edit Tags' and then write something derogatory about Sparkey or his post
That's the spirit banksy. A useful feature if ever I saw one, could inject a bit of humour into the forum. There's quite a few tags on our threads, have a nose and add to them
Hey thanks banksy - I enjoy being a cock . Tall and upstanding, always ready for action, and I get to stick it up you load of cnuts.... Trouble is I have a slight problem. Do you remember that game as kids when you hid your eyes and counted to a hundred as your mates all went and hid. When you got to 100 you shouted at the top of your voice, "ready or not, I'm coming". In a somewhat different context, I only manage to get to about ten these days before shouting it....................
