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Off Topic The Wonderful, magical and exciting countdown to Christmas thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2014.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm almost finished. Have been for over a week. <ok>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Well done mine. A CD each for the girls - same one: Eat a Peach by the Allman Brothers. Box set of Twin Peaks for the unit. 3 cards from Moonpig. Done <ok>
     
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  3. <doh>
     
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  4. Already finished. Never moved a finger either :)
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

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    You let your wife(married) do it all.
     
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  6. FFS...<doh>


    Yep. I only have to buy one present and I did that online (so technically I did move a finger <whistle>) about six weeks ago :) More expensive than the rest put together too mind <grr>
     
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    This is bordering on Lizards territory.

    As you're assuming that 'Big Brother' would have even the vaguest interest in the average Joe.

    There's a big, bad World out there mate and it's full of sharks and low lifes scamming people from dusk to dawn.

    Surveillance powers are now essential tools in the armory of the law enforcement in the C21st as the net is such an all encompassing part of every day life.
     
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    CD? They still make them? <whistle>

    I hope you went with VHS for Twin Peaks instead of Betamax.
     
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    They don't have interest in the average Joe. The problem is when they incorrectly assume you are more. They can put you away for something else unrelated usually uninforced just because you're a suspect.

    That to me is a corruption of justice. Heavens to be if we ever got a truly corrupt government in place.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    ****ing bastard knobhead.
     
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  11. He did the same thing for their birthdays (might have been last Christmas) too.
     
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    I usually do, plus the ****ing money, of course <doh>
     
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    They charge you for that?
     
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    Tescots. They had different sizes, mine is very mini but they had medium-mini and larger-mini, then proper trees and fake ones too. They'd put them all in that random bit between the doors and the actual supermarket.

    Gonna plant mine and use it next year when it'll be bigger <cool>
     
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    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    I don't feel remotely Christmassy atm.

    Hopefully I will soon.
     
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  17. Who the **** are you? :bandit:
     
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    Me?

    I have a grey beard, red coat and massive sack <ok>
     
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  19. Would have guessed Santa but he had a white beard...
     
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  20. Sharpe*

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    Haha

    Yeah I'm some weird other bloke <ok>
     
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