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Club "Launch" Target 20,000

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious, Dec 3, 2015.

  1. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    DonCorleone Well-Known Member

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    Target 20.000 empty seats? Nearly bloody there. I'm sure they will reach their target soon enough.
     
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  3. Ken Shabby

    Ken Shabby Well-Known Member

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    The target is to find 20,000 people who will admit in public that they are Charlton fans I assume.
     
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    And what familiar faces will be on the committee I wonder.
     
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    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    They'll be falling over themselves as we speak.

    Or arranging a meet in a pub (has to be in eltham though) for next Wednesday at 7pm sharp, to see who they mutually agree on nominating for the coveted positions.

    Because it haaaaaas to be organized and signed off by the same faces. Any new individuals will be punished by public humiliation on charlton life.
     
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    Paddy Power are offering odds on the Committee membership -

    Tricky Dicky Pemberton 1/1000
    Ben Hayes 1/50
    Syd Cheeswright (Trains Dept) Evens
    Ackers 66/1
     
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    DonCorleone Well-Known Member

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    Ackers is busy meeting potential buyers for our club <laugh>
     
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  8. Ken Shabby

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    That's quite a big commitee she's forming. However, Karol Fraeye is still here. and without a new manager and some new players, we may not even have enough fans to cover all the places on the commitee come may. Walking in a Belgian fantasy-land!!
    Why does'nt she ask if any Charlton fans are médiums. Then we could try and contact addicks who are dead, and maybe fill the ground with the spirits of those who have gone. Not very likely I know, but then again, looking at the thread title.......
     
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    Target 20,000 - is this the most bizarre example ever of putting the cart before the horse?

    We have had great successes from Katrien already, including the Pie Cam, the Fans Sofa, and the cheerleaders at half time. Perhaps the next fan-luring innovation will be impersonations? Simon Makienok could be first up, impersonating a centre forward.
     
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    Can we keep the cheerleaders, please? Some of them are mildly average, and plus I take enjoyment winding up a certain someone about them. Merely for personal purposes.
     
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    DonCorleone Well-Known Member

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    If the Cheerleaders are willing to partake in blowjob cam, I'm all for it.
     
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    Talal El Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ this is an embarrassment!
     
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  13. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    Actually made me "lol". Dirty bugger <cheers>
     
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    Target 20,000 is a bit like the Captain of the Titanic ordering a dinner of foie gras and smoked salmon as the water laps round his ears.

    Appoint Steve Coppell, Nigel Pearson or Dave Jones on a 3 year contract as our manager.

    Sign 5-6 experienced British players in January.

    Results will improve.

    Attendances will go up.
     
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    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    Steve Coppell?

    He's less mentally stable than.,.. RD?
     
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  16. ForestHillBilly

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    The whole idea is just surreal.
     
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  17. Sat In Greenwich

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    yep, it's just nuts. spoke to the people i sit with this week and the lot i work with about next season. most wont be going back next year. the gimmicks are too much, the only thing, and this is a constant, that will make them go back is heavy investment in the squad. we all go to see our first team hopefully beat someone. we dont go to see the blowjob cam, the sofa, two shiny new mascots, lies, increased advertising everywhere. we only want to see decent football for 90 mins, once a fortnight.

    this whole "bringing a community" together and having good communication, they can shove up their @rses. we'll be together when we start winning again and we can face going. no one cares about the good communication with the club. when you do a good job in any field you dont get any communication back, that's how you know you're doing a good job. no one ever offers a good review.

    a signed personal message from mrs 'mare makes it worse. really poor PR exercise from the club.
     
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  18. DonCorleone

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    Don't knock the blowjob cam! I thought it was a sterling idea.
     
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    Here here! I'd volunteer myself to participate with the ladies
     
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  20. Sat In Greenwich

    Sat In Greenwich Well-Known Member

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    katrien's the first contestant, and with her looking like a horse i dont like your chances of procreating after!
     
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