If you got a pie hoyed into the deal? Probably not. But thats what the nutcase at Leeds is trying to introduce. PIE TAX. Tickets will cost five quid more. But you get a meal voucher hoyed in. This is to encourage supporters to use the catering. AYE ALLREET THEN. THATS GONNA WORK?
unlucky Leeds. Stupid ****ing owner, he won't be around much longer, I reckon he'll be removed by the FA permanently at some point in 2016. You can't dictate to fans, never, ever. Unless you're United and you force your fans to buy the FA cup and CL games
Imagine if everyone in the stadium got a free pie. I mean the half time queues at the kiosks are unreal to begin with but this would be ****ing bedlam. The club already offer deals to fans but are only available half an hour before kick off. Maybe with a season ticket get 5 tokens to be used in any item e.g a pie pint burger or hot dog that would be a nice addition I think.
I make me own pies (but don't sell them) , but don't pay pastry tax, will I get done hehe. What the hell is bedroom tax ? there used to be window tax, and there is a house down southwick near the rent office with about 8 bricked up windows, maybe they were done for tax !.
What if you're on a diet? (not me, obviously) What if you're allergic to pies? (not me obviously) Does this include apple pies? I think the anti fatty brigade may have something to say about this, however I'm off downstairs, tad peckish. . .
Would anyone pay an extra fiver to watch Leeds? There aren't enough pies in the world to make that deal work.
Now if it was a fiver for a couple of baps...... Nah. We're talking Leeds here. There's enough tits on the pitch.