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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Dec 2, 2015.

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to a new, seasonal feature on the show. I've just found out that the SPFL are doing a cringeworthy advent calendar, and I don't see why I should suffer alone.

    The great news is that you're getting 2 today as I missed it yesterday.

     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Looks like a trip to A&E might be in order to remove that Xmas tree from his arse.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 2, 2015
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    thanks for sharing
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 2, 2015
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Tree Mendous
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 2, 2015
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    and he likes fir trees shoved up his poop chute...
     
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    Null, Dec 2, 2015
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    No fairy gags?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 2, 2015
  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Naw, ST"s ****ed off in a huff.
     
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  8. ERINBLACK

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    Christmas is for ****s and *****s.

    And baby Jesus of course.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Dec 2, 2015
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'd buy a St Mirren advent calendar.
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I bought the George and Mildred board game at a car boot sale, years ago when I had pikey tendencies.
    Unfortunately there were no instructions.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Could you not figure it out? I collect board games, old ones mostly. I would love to get Spy Ring or Campaign, maybe even Battle of the Little Big Horn.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 2, 2015
  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Lots of dice, can you work it out from the cover?
    please log in to view this image
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 2, 2015
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  13. Ponders Revisited

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    I'll buy it off you.
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

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    Don't know if I've still got it, might be in my room at my mum's, might be in the dump.
    When next I go up there, which may be several years time, I'll keep you posted.
     
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  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Don't buy it. Let's get Edmonds involved, and he can bring back 'Swap Shop' for all our childhood tat.
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    Was that really a board game?<laugh>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 2, 2015
  17. stopmeandslapme

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    Good idea...

    Dear Noel,
    I would like to swap a George and Mildred board game for a metal detector.
    Thanks,
    Stopme

    P.S. Please don't kill me.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 3, 2015
  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    On tender hooks here. Who's number 3 on the calendar?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 3, 2015
  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Jimmy saville
     
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