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If You Could Do One Thing To Improve NOT606 What Would It Be?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    why would anyone have a phone which doesnt run on android?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 21, 2011
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    If they were an Iphone loving brown-hatter.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 21, 2011
  3. The Dandy Highwayman

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    I'd install an en suite bathroom and a plasma telly.
     
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    The Dandy Highwayman, Jul 21, 2011
  4. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    Stranger: hey
    You: hiii asl
    Stranger: 24 m cali
    Stranger: u?
    You: 14 f ny
    Stranger: cool!
    You: yeah i like it
    Stranger: soooo
    You: wuts ur name?
    Stranger: matthew
    Stranger: u?
    You: nice name!
    You: jordan
    Stranger: lol i have a friend called jordan
    You: really? that's awesome
    Stranger: what do you look like?
    You: brown hair, blue eyes, slim and about 5'4
    You: i'm short haha
    Stranger: big things come in small packages lol!
    You: lol, you? pic?
    Stranger: i only have over 18 pics sorry
    You: oh
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: soooooo
    Stranger: you there?
    You: yeah i'm here
    You: so u going to send them?
    Stranger: the pics?
    You: yeah
    You: u dont have to its okay
    Stranger: i will
    You: cool
    Stranger: are you sure?
    You: just send them pleeeasssseeeeeeeeee
    Stranger: okay bare with me
    You: okay
    You: hi, i'm chris hansen from dateline nbc
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    <laugh>

    and thats all im doing for tonight
     
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    -jordan-, Jul 21, 2011
  5. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    try posting it on the right thread jord you prick <doh>
     
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    -jordan-, Jul 21, 2011
  6. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    Wrong thread FAIL <laugh>
     
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    staggie, Jul 21, 2011
  7. Natchrawldry

    Natchrawldry Active Member

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    <laugh><ok>
     
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    Natchrawldry, Jul 21, 2011
  8. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    I have an Android phone which has a **** browser, so I use my iPod for internet
     
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    jerseymackem, Jul 21, 2011
  9. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    iPhone app is coming soon, sitting in the App Store now waiting for the bastards to give it the Ok.
     
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    Mick, Jul 21, 2011
  10. Billy Death

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    I would have Joker's testicles surgically removed by a vetinary surgeon then have his Jap's Eye sewn up just to remove any last potential threat of the **** breeding with anyone.

    The same vet could pass a tube from his bladder, up through his innards, emerging from his nostrils so he has to piss from his nose.
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 21, 2011

  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    This <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 21, 2011
  12. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    No, that would be too kind.
     
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    jerseymackem, Jul 21, 2011
  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'd get a tramp with HIV to rape him whilst it's happening <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jul 21, 2011
  14. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    ****ing hell Toby that's a bit strong lad.

    What the hell do you think I am?

    Some kind of ****ing animal?
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 21, 2011
  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The poor little man-child is still a virgin, so it's not too harsh <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jul 21, 2011
  16. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> ...you ****ing lame pricks couldn't even hope to get near me.

    I'd kick your homosexual arses so hard that you'd have to **** through your spunk-filled mouths.

    You're ****ing obsessed - the lot.

    ****s. <cheers>...
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 21, 2011
  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Who'd want to you AIDS-ridden, jakey rent boy?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 21, 2011
  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    In English please, ****.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 21, 2011
  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I should have realised that words of more than one syllable were difficult for you.

    You = AIDS carr-y-ing tramp who sells his bod-y to oth-er men for sex <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 21, 2011
  20. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Whilst I admire the amount of imagination you have at times, your perverted sexual fantasies are not something I wish to know about - especially when they involve me! <yikes>....
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 21, 2011
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