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  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Fair point <laugh>
     
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  2. Stan

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    You'll also need to shower with bleach.
     
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    Stan, Dec 1, 2015
  3. Super G Ted'inho

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    He needs them daily anyway #bitter
     
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  4. saintanton

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    Disappointed in you. :(
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Only after I've been with yer Ma. ;)
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Think about it. Apple or cranberry sauce or trifle smeared all over Denice's jiggling tits that you can lick off her big splodgy nips on crimbo day ...

    #classic
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No shortage in that department at said establishment <laugh>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Why?
     
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  9. Tobes

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    I'm now defo sold.

    However, I'm not sure my other half or my daughters would be too chuffed at the sight of me licking trifle of some rough auld birds sagging norks on Christmas Day.

    It'd be more interesting than the Queens speech though tbf.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    Based on the photos of her linked to on here... That would make me vomit.
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

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    Not necessarily. This might finally be the year she gets the funbags out during the speech.
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Where's your Christmas spirit?

    The poor woman will have been slaving over a hot stove for hours to provide a Christmas feast for the lonely and needy.

    The least you could do is show your appreciation by licking a bit of trifle off her tit, you hard hearted batard.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They don't actually sag. he's a ****ing septic anyway <ok>
     
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  14. Tobes

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    Don't septics like a nipple for desert then?

    So not saggy either......I think I'm going to cancel me Turkey <ok>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

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    I like the lonely and needy too much to vomit in their grub. Besides would catch SIV licking her nipples.
     
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  16. Tobes

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    Is SIV some wool version of HIV?
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    SIV is "simian immunodeficiency virus".

    As in: monkey AIDS.
     
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  18. Tobes

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    Not sure you can catch monkey aids from a cheeky nipple lick mate.

    I'm going to risk it.<ok>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    I'll ****ing tell her you said that <yikes>
     
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  20. Stan

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    Won't she wonder why you were discussing her nipples with strangers on the interweb?
     
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    Stan, Dec 1, 2015
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