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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I see the Christmas bollocks has even started on here now. So I'll join in, in my own little way.

    I think you'll all agree that the Cheese has it's faults. However, every Christmas Day, something happens that I'm pretty sure doesn't happen at any of your locals.

    Denice buys a turkey, a beef joint and a pork joint. She also buys everything to go with them - spuds, veg, Yorkshire pudding etc, etc. She then cooks and prepares it all. It's particularly aimed at those who live on their own and don't want to go to the effort of cooking it for themselves. However anyone and everyone is welcome. It's completely free. Not even just regulars. Forget the rat infestation (she cooks it in the kitchen upstairs). I don't think you can really beat that for a true demonstration of 'Christmas Spirit'. What examples do you have?
     
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  2. Super G Ted'inho

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    All served up in a rat infested **** house <laugh>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Covered in my previous post <doh>

    #readallthefucker
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 1, 2015
  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Got to have the traditional christmas morning visit to the local bonk shop for a chrimbo bonk

    #festive
    #traditions
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Dec 1, 2015
  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Same building
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 1, 2015
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She does it every year and no one's died of botulism yet <doh> I'm referring to the actual gesture.
     
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  7. Super G Ted'inho

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    Gesture is good but I wouldn't touch it and I eat anything!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 1, 2015
  8. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    He'll end up eggsploding <yikes>
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Nice gesture, but I'm sure there's a pay off in the fact that they won't be all rushing home for their lunch, thus putting plenty of dosh in her till.

    #cynic
     
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  10. Super G Ted'inho

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    Plus there is the question of where she acquired the goods from too <whistle>
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    And how....
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 1, 2015
  12. Super G Ted'inho

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    Didn't think anyone would be too bothered about that bit
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I had enough of the Saturday Kitchen jokes when it ****ing happened <doh>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Free wine with the meal <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Pet shoplifters all inside <ok>
     
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    You're slowly selling me the idea.

    Does she get her tits out for desert?
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That would entirely depend on how much sambuca she's consumed....................



















    ......Yes <laugh>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Come along and bring the wife and kids, If one of them drinks in the Cambridge, he'll be fine. Denice will even let you all get your heads down for the night <whistle>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 1, 2015
  19. Super G Ted'inho

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    If you go along, you won't by invisible online anymore <laugh>
     
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  20. Stan

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    Do you provide the other joints?
     
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