Very excitable kids woke us up at 6.00am to open presents, well I say "kids" they are 18 and 24. Buggers used to sleep in longer when they were kids!
Merry Slootmas, you massive bunch of sloots!!! Drinking Bushmills ten year old - matured in bourbon and sherry casks - lovely whiskey but leaves me with a bitch of a headache. Ah well... Happy Christmas ho ho ho! / Happy Krampus ha ha ha! I thought they stopped making Nerf in the 90s??
Sounds nice, not been drinking, Irish coffees apart and the odd glass of red, they're a novelty here so everytime someone comes over to see the kids the coffees get made, pretty wobbly atm and have to clear the remains of dinner for 10 Might just "accidentally" nod off on the sofa instead
I keep shooting the kids with them And then I get them to fetch all the bullets so I can do the same again
The little one had the crossbow and the magnum, it's like COD in the house I've learned to ignore the bullets whizzing past now I don't even react anymore.
Going out for Xmas dinner this year... Should be interesting. Not sure it'll be any better than Xmas dinner at home though
I just don't fancy that but it certainly has its advantages with all the effort and mess Christmas dinner involves. I've got a Goose in the freezer ready, I'm quite organised at this point.