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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Nov 29, 2015.

  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Anyone heard this before?

     
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    Captainchaos., Nov 29, 2015
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Haha good find.
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I don't think he got a sale on this one

    Ha ha
     
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    Captainchaos., Nov 29, 2015
  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Haha. Do you comprehend.

    Now **** off.<laugh>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He deserves it for using the lords name in vain the **** :biggrin:
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 30, 2015
  6. fredor

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    I cannot read his mind, but if you listen carefully to the tone and small nuances in his language, you are able to discern for yourself that he does not wish to receive calls from Telecom
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Im not sure.... I reckon he was just playing hard to get
     
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    Anybody listen to the call after this. Its hilarious! Bloke rings Asda to complain that when he opened the frozen pizza he bought there was no topping on it. I cant stop laughing.
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    better than the o.p. :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    What punchline?
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Has anybody listened to the one after this and after the ASDA one? There is a bloke going absolutely nuts threatening to tear down his Sky dish and all sorts. Hilarious...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 1, 2015
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    I agree just listened to it
     
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