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Board Meltdowns

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, Oct 7, 2014.

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Which board kicks off first?

  1. Liverpool

  2. Man Utd

  3. Swans

  4. Saints

  5. Hull

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    * waits for HIAG to make a [munch] comment, desperate to try and convince people that he's wumming <laugh>
     
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  2. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    Perhaps you should unban him then, just to make it easier?
     
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  3. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I don't think Piskie is mental !
     
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  4. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    You may be alone in that one.
     
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  5. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Stop giving people ideas for new polls <laugh>
     
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  6. PIXIE would never unban me. He knows I will destroy him every time, in every argument.

    I don't blame him, either. I wouldn't want me on my case, with "owning" after "owning" and never knowing when or from where the next expertly-delivered put-down will come, but living in constant fear in the knowledge that it will come soon enough.

    PIXIE would be a complete fool to unban me; and I wouldn't go as far as to accuse him of being a complete fool.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He has access to the Arsenal board because he claimed that I'd said on there that I was 'turning on Wenger' and joined the 'Wenger out' cause.
    It's quite easy for him to post those quotes on this thread. But for some reason he hasn't taken up my challenge for him to prove that he's not talking bollocks. I wonder why that is ?
     
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  8. It's because I want people to pile onto the Gooners' board to read your hilarious match-day thread (the one in which you clearly turn on Wenger regarding his appalling record of injuries), and read these posts for themselves.

    I'm a busy man, mate; I haven't got time to **** about pouring over posts and cutting and pasting quotes to this board!
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I did actually ask whether you should be unbanned from our board at one point, because rather than rinse you on the Spuds board (where you had the mother of all meltdowns and threatened to call the police <laugh>) I thought it would be fairer on other Spurs fans not to put up with your bleatings on their board and instead let our lot tear you to shreds instead. But our members didn't want any of it because they know that you are a hopeless wum.

    Anyway, practically the whole of the PL board now gets the chance to rip the piss out of you, so think of it as me doing you a service allowing a wider audience to laugh at your **** wumming :)
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If people want to read that match day thread they will see that you are talking out of your ring piece <ok>
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Ffs

    Are you two actually married?
     
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  12. SpursDisciple

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    Yes, they are.
     
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  13. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    The way they argue, they must be. Surely??
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's not really arguing though, rather me kicking HIAG's **** wums into touch.

    He's become so desperate to try and get one over, that he's become desensitised to the humiliation he inflicts on himself.
     
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  15. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    They're definitely in some kind of weird BDSM or closet sexual relationship!
    As Piskie is the dominant one it makes
    Hiag the submissive one as he likes to be humiliated on a regular basis :)







    i await the first hiag reply post that will mention in no particular order:
    ****ing
    monkey
    jizz
    under the stairs
    cupboard
    Mother
    owned
    cage
    Failed
    WUM
    master
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...OMG ... Piskie is HIAG's husband! ..that might just explain some rather weird recent posts. :)
     
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  17. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I hate you, but really I love you. But I hate you, but really I love you. But I hate you but really I love you. But...
     
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  18. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I think more like Jekyll and Hyde and that they are the same person !
     
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  19. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Unrequited love or the "love that shall not speak its name"
     
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