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New years resolutions thread - What do you want to do?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I've been consistently training for a while now. Eating healthy. Lost 20lbs of excess fat. Skinny bastard, yep, but much happier, overcome depression and anxiety, and feel so much better. The last thing I need to give up is drinking.

    The feeling I experience when drinking is so alarmingly similar to what alcoholics say they experience. Even though I've cut it down to 1 night a week, I feel as if it still has a hold over me. It's no longer physical, but I feel as if there's still a weakened demon fighting for control over me.

    I'm only 23, but I don't want to wait any longer to cut it out. It's going lads. I've cut out so much **** out of my lifestyle, why not this as well?

    I'm going sober 2016!!!

    I've cut it down from 4-5 days a week to 1 day a week and rarely getting drunk. I can do it. I've been 4 months sober before. I will make 2016 a dry year!!!

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    What's your new years resolution lads!!!

    ****ING DO IT YOU ****S! -
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    To save money and chill out more.
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to hang up my social life and focus on my future.

    I want more out of life basically
     
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  4. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    I gave up drinking a long time ago and I don't miss it one bit.
    I just needto give up junk food!
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

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    Yoy might aswel eat healthy and drink
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I might actually take the lwad of Tash and give up booze.
    Probsbly do it for a month at first.
    Apparently your mind body and soul feel rake loads better.
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    Everthing is ok in moderation apart from drugs, nufc and death
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Toon and booze go together for me.
    I get pissed off so drink.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He's only 23 and prattling on like he's 73.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Don't give up booze. You will sink back into depression <laugh>

    I haven't really thought about it yet. I'm doing some charity **** in the new year. I will continue training.

    I will think of something.
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Bollocks to charity im sick of it quite frankly.

    All the arseholes rolling in it could solve it, but instead they expect me to.

    **** em


    Selfish? Yes I think you'll find we all are deep down.

    Throw two people and one piece of wood into the sea and see who's being charitable down there.
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    Good morning
     
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  13. Blacker-than-Knight

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    I don't do the New Year Resolution bit, if you want to change your life in some way you will either do it or not but the whole thing of NY resolutions generally fail cause people are not serious about it and really determined to make changes. I applaud anyone who does make it happen and really change their life cause it is not easy and the discipline required is hard, I gave up smoking nearly 3 years ago after 35 years of it, no patches or gum just will power and every day is still a challenge though staying out of pubs makes it easier as I don't have that linked craving, I rarely drink in a pub now and generally only drink with a meal. Good luck to you in your endeavours Tash.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    My aim for the new year is to lose 15 st, or win win Sebb's Headline Game. Whichever happens first.

    And good luck Tash. <ok>
     
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  15. Commachio

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    So your plan is to lose 15st by sitting on your sofa playing games?

    This plan maybe slightly flawed.
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    My new year's resolution is to start drinking more. For years I have shunned the frothy delights of an ice cold stout on a warm summers day, for years I have mourned the absinthe of copious vodka shots from my diet, for years I have looked on from my abstinence with bitter envy, as the red faced gent gentley coating a paupers sleeping bag in fresh yellow morning dew holds aloft a tote of Whiskey, for years I have gravitated towards the enormity of Obi's beer induced death-star shadow, through forces of physics and the thought of a sly indulgence of sex on the beach... Well no more!


    But good luck with your sobriety, sounds good <ok>
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I am just going to try and be happy. I spend so much of my life being grumpy and anxious because of work, the toon, stresses of having responsibilities etc.....

    I wish you could flip a happy switch.
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Just have a refreshing bud... Or a bit of G&T... Tequila?
     
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  19. jimileysbaldhead

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    I'm entering the " world blind masturbating championships ", after 53 years of practise they won't see me coming.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    But my PC is powered by a treadmill - in a sauna.
     
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