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  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Battered my head off a wall after one too many.

    Spent the night in hospital.

    37 and I never learn.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Nov 29, 2015
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Or Leeroy battered you again before stuffing Mrs ER's ghaping love tunnel with his dripping Zulu spear as you lay on the ground in a ball sobbing, the sound of your wails only being interrupted by the rhythmic sound of Mrs ER's guttural groans as her kidney's were shifted with every monstrous thrust of Leeroy's powerful coon hips.
     
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    Patience, Nov 29, 2015
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 29, 2015
  4. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Um no fanny fart.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Nov 29, 2015
  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    This sounds like you're on a downward spiral,seek help
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 29, 2015
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I remember last time I set fire to myself and I woke up in a hospital bed with a Doctor standing beside me. He said "Wee cowerin timorous beastie".

    I asked him "Where am I?".

    He replied "The Burns unit".
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Chief puddin ^^^^^^^
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 29, 2015
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  8. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <rofl>
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Did Leeroy wear a condom?

    Cant be to careful these days.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 30, 2015
  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    No, he never does, and nor do DeShawn, Andre, Marquis, Darnell, Terrell, Malik, Trevon, Tyrone, Demetrius, Reginald, Jamal, Maurice, Jalen, Darius, Terrance, and Darryl when they run a train on her fat, saggy, leaking farter.

    If ER's lucky he gets to sook the cream pie right out of her.
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Demetrius?
     
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  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Demetrius Allen. Mrs ER's potent afro seed spreader.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    how'd he get a Bubble name?
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Cos he looks like Kirk Douglas in Spartacus.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 30, 2015
  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    He has that look I'm currently sporting. ****in oot ma nut oan scoobs. Get the coffee on guise its gony be a long one. (Oooh err missus)
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 30, 2015
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    He looks like my m8
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 30, 2015
  19. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Sorry fannies I ain't unemployed yet.

    But got great news about redundancy package.

    First thing will be abroad for expensive holiday. Then look for job abroad.

    Could not be happier.

    Au revoir ****faces.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Nov 30, 2015
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Brace yourself, Cambodia.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 30, 2015
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