Off Topic My observations on banter

I am dyslexic I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

 

Boom boom! Or is it mobo mobo?

 

Mobo?

Let's see how long we could get away with an awards ceremony for music of white origin....
The MOWOs has a ring to it.

 

Don't think WJ will let you get away with it and Shaks might object on Wednesday when he comes round

 

Ps you are quicker than a quick thing as Baldrick would say - are you permanently poised as it were?

 

WJ and shaks would be fine with it.
Both wet wet wet and Dana will be eligible.

 

Dana and Wet Wet Wet - bet Shaks is blinking and trying to focus as we speak (or type)

 

Johnnie Logan and the corrs also qualify.
U2 and that tax dodging ****er Bono can **** off though.

 

Used to drink in the same pub as one of the Nolan Sisters too - what an old slapper that was - Shaks will be teary eyed at this rate

 

Coleen or Linda?

 

I drank in the same pub as her and couldn't tell you her name you sad fecker - have you got previous with one of them?.

 

Doubt it but probably tossed off a few times in his youth to the sight of them on totp

 

In which case I apologise to him - bit too old for me but if he had feelings then fair play

 

Thanks for the like Marcus. Appropriate my 1000th like should be about glory tossing off

 

Indeed it's all you think about.

 

Didn't spot it but that really is quite funny - well played sir 1,000 is no mean feat

 

You were lurking and you wouldn't give Eire one? You meanie

 

She has headed upstairs, it's Saturday night. Duty calls!

 

Ok speak to you in a minute

 

See post #117.
Can't please everyone all the time.
Night all

 

Thanks but must admit I didn't expect that to be the subject matter of the big one