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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. saintanton

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    I had a big umbrella- and a big coat. My top half was ok, but the run-off down my legs was grim.
    The girl in the garage suggested I dry off next to their space heater while she did the paperwork but wasn't too keen on me taking me kecks off. I stood by it for a few minutes but all it did was give me warm wet legs instead of cold wet legs.

    A couple of years ago I drove from Kilkenny to Killarney, there are fewer craters on the Moon and it chucked it down the entire way.
    Still, in my younger days I rode motorbikes in such stuff- at least it's not that bad.
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    That's the thing with umbrellas, they don't do the legs. Hope the girl in the garage did your member. With her mouth <laugh> :emoticon-0127-lipss

    Drove to Galway from Mayo a few times, some of the roads are quite smooth but it's twisty turny and you're not always sure when it's coming
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Need a zorb, keep you dry all over then!
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Plus far more fun to roll around in!
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Might be a problem getting on a bus though.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Absolute ****ing classic. Played it in the office this time last year <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #classic <laugh>
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Who needs a bus? Stand at top of the hill and just roll! Although might be trickier getting home up the hill...
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Hmmmm.
    What if I'm not on a hill to begin with? What if my destination is not in the direction of the incline? What if the destination itself was on a hill?
    I know it was given in good faith, but I'm beginning to see some tiny flaws in your navigational advice.

    I am actually on a hill, but if I rolled down it I'd end up floating in the Irish sea.
    Got any more ideas?
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Order a cab?
     
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    See Tyson Fury's got the collywobbles over this fight ...
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Nobody watching the boxing then <laugh> tumbleweeds in here
     
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  13. organic red

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    Nope.............scooping my eyeball's out with a soup ladle instead <ok>
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    You gots some big eyes
     
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    Boxing?
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Small ladle <ok>
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Fight supposed to start at 10 so that'll be more like after 11 with all the pre-fight bs they have. Can't see it being a classic tbh. Klitschko is Klitschko, boring fighter, just have to hope Fury shows up. Boxing not in great shape at the top level nowadays. Very average fighters really.
     
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    You must drink soup and pour gravy from shot glasses
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Fight to go the distance and Klitschko wins it on points is my call. Can't see a knockout.

    Stats are in Fury's favour, other than his less experience. Taller, better reach, bit heavier, younger (not necessarily and advantage cos of experience, but less miles on the clock)

    Still in the dressing rooms <laugh><doh>
     
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