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Mitrosexual Delight

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 27, 2015.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    The legend that is Haidara has been ruled out for 4 months with injury!

    Mitrosexual has a Tashgasm!
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    <laugh>

    He'll be in heaven!

    Top of the prediction league, Haidara out, and it's Friday night so he'll be getting JPF love tonight!
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Oh Christ so dummet for the season
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I saw the thread title and thought if was going to be pic of Subo in fishnets.
     
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  5. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    I'd probably play Mbabu or Lascelles at LB and play Dummett in the centre in place of Colo. Haidara offers nothing anyway so wont be missed. People say he's good going forward but he just isn't. He's produces nowt and gives the ball away as soon as he crosses the half way line.
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

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    He's a vegetable he will field the same side and we will lose
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Where's me crusty sock.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Now come on I'd never wish injury on the lad. It is however great that we won't have to suffer his incompetence. We still have to suffer the equal incompetence of Dummett however.

    Sign a left back FFS
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    He's better than dummet mate by a considerable margin, however both aren't anywhere near good enough.
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Even his genetics are better.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I am with Mitro on this one. Dummett is a better defender than Haidara.
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    As a CB clogger in the Williamson mold. Haidara has never ever played as badly as Dummett did vs Leicester. Unfortunately, we aren't making fair comparisons because Dummett isn't a left-back.

    I'd say both aren't of sufficient talent to make it in the premier league.
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I'd agree that Dummett is a CB and not a LB. I still think he'd make a decent squad player as cover at CB - but you're right, he's no LB and we desperately need one!
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I think we need to support a different club mate, it would just be easier <laugh>
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    You say that like we have a choice. In this world some are born to greatness and others are born into poverty and suffering. Nothing we can do about it. It's a bit like when you tried persuading me to change my sexuality. You can stick it up there but you can't force me to enjoy it.
     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    That's absolutely fine, however that still means I'm right
     
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  18. Captainchaos.

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    Unfortunately it's too late once you fall for the disease which is nufc
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Well obviously. I'm not going to argue against the natural order of things!!
     
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    Excellent news

    Haha

    I hope I'm wrong given the circumstances

    The more I think about it the more I'm convinced both are equally worthless.
     
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