Harry "the Hurra" Kane

I very much doubt both scenarios.

Firstly, Kane won't be sold unless really silly money is offered - and £50mill doesn't count as that. Secondly, for all his faults, I'm sure Levy has taken on board the AVB/Baldini spending fiasco.

 

Yes I'm sure he won't repeat the same mistakes he's made several times before .....

 

Those mistakes were made once, with the Bale money. All clubs buy the odd turkey from time to time.

 

He wont be sold to us. If he wouldn't sell us Modric after he asked to leave, can't see him selling Kane.

 

Surely he would want to come to the top team in London which is also his boyhood team
Wenger would be wise to bid £50m+£5 to get his man this time

 

See, you (G4E) have a talent for wummery. I just wish you could pass some of your expertise on to PIXIE (who is dreadful).

 

Ah thanks

Piskie doesn't need my help

or from anyone else

 

Over lunch, I read a report on our game against Carrier Bag, in the Daily Mail.

My, God! What bias!

They were full of praise for Kane, but it was clear that the only purpose for the article's existence was so that the hack journo (who should be run out of his profession as a laughingstock) could state that Kane is a target for Chelsea! The article ended, not with any praise for Spurs, but with a cheeky suggestion that Kane will probably be off, in the Summer!

 

You might well laugh at that, G4E, but he clearly needs someone's help!

 

If I ever need any help in making a tit of myself, ****ing up my wum attempts or editing my comments to try and cover my tracks, then I know I can turn to you HIAG

 

Wow! You're still smarting from by monkey-jizz jibe!

 

Every time you mention it, it tells me you have no comeback. In the same way when you post your fish picture, munch comments or when you're forced to go back and edit your wum **** ups

 

I'm a fan of the fishing pics, it's so overdone that it's now quite funny.

 

It does have a certain **** witted charm

 

It's a bit like 'Allo 'Allo! where that same joke is repeated every week.

 

HIAG : 'I was just pissing by and I thought I'd poop in and say 'ello ...

 

That does explain why you reply to so many of his comments.

 

Nice try. But I think you know that HIAG is the 'special' member of your family

 

I will say this only once...give it a rest, both of you!....