1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Match Day Thread Crisps V UTD

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by HRH Custard VC, Nov 27, 2015.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,222
    Likes Received:
    12,208
    Can UTD hammer the inform team of Walkers Crisps.

    Can UTD score

    Can UTD ......
     
    #1
  2. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2011
    Messages:
    27,578
    Likes Received:
    2,251
    upload_2015-11-27_15-37-9.jpeg

    Should lay off them Wayne
     
    #2
  3. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2011
    Messages:
    27,578
    Likes Received:
    2,251
    Think Mr Potato head took Fergie too seriously in his tactical talk with Subbuteo men

    upload_2015-11-27_15-44-33.jpeg
     
    #3
  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    73,871
    Likes Received:
    39,212
    ... my eyes aren't what they were .. is Wayne holding the limited edition variety that Walkers have created to commemorate his international goal scoring land mark? ... an unusual flavour Granifani ... suspect they are quite spicy ...
     
    #4
  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,392
    Likes Received:
    27,240
    Spicy?

    Sour and musty more likely. Hints of salmon.

    I think we'll get beaten tomorrow. Leicester will have nothing to lose and attack and, as usual, United will be completely unprepared for this affront to their planned possession and concede a couple of early goals.

    We'll then win the second half nil nil. Then there will earnest talk of learning curves and such like.
     
    #5
  6. Stan

    Stan Stalker

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2014
    Messages:
    36,100
    Likes Received:
    23,462
    Keep it tight to begin with and then really go at them in injury time.
     
    #6
  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,392
    Likes Received:
    27,240
    Sounds a plan.

    We can pump balls forward for Fellaini to miscontrol or, more likely, fail to connect with altogether.
     
    #7
  8. Christiansmith

    Christiansmith Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2011
    Messages:
    9,727
    Likes Received:
    1,558
    United will concede 2 goals in 10 minutes, unprepared by the non stop attack of the crisps. Then will spend the next 80 minutes clueless on what to do. Do they attack and concede more or do they sit back and defend and try to get back slowly into the game?

    Final score 5-3 to the foxes.

    the worse thing? that ****ing smugness of the MOTD presenter.
     
    #8
    foxcityfc likes this.
  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,222
    Likes Received:
    12,208
    I think UTD will have one, half attempt at goal, that being a missed place pass from Mata.
     
    #9
  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2011
    Messages:
    57,183
    Likes Received:
    47,997
    That fly by night will probably break the dutch legend's record by scoring against us tomorrow :(

    The dutch coward in charge doesnt have enough pride to give 5hit I'm sure.
     
    #10

  11. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2011
    Messages:
    5,642
    Likes Received:
    637
    I actually think if they attack us we will win comfortably. What will really happen is us having most of the possession and losing 1-0 after getting hit on the counter attack.
     
    #11
  12. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2012
    Messages:
    25,308
    Likes Received:
    1,218
    Not overly confident after midweek. Hopefully we see a reaction.

    Last time we had a proper **** game, we destroyed Everton. So maybe we will see something similar.

    No Carrick or Herrera still. So not too many changes we cab make. Could Blind return to midfield?

    If Rooney didn't start we would win.... Rooney will start....
     
    #12
  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2011
    Messages:
    27,578
    Likes Received:
    2,251
    Hair today and gone tomorrow, thats the problem with these ltd edition crisps
     
    #13
  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2011
    Messages:
    57,183
    Likes Received:
    47,997
    I'm expecting a back 5 tactical masterpiece as Van Gaal decides he cant risk allowing space behind our full-backs.

    Fellaini to come on in the second half and dazzle us with his shouldering of the ball into no-man's land.

    Result to decide if we played well or not.... apparently.
     
    #14
  15. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2012
    Messages:
    25,308
    Likes Received:
    1,218
    Genuinely running out of players so hopefully we can field at least 7.
     
    #15
  16. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2012
    Messages:
    25,308
    Likes Received:
    1,218
    Good news! Carrick is apparently in the side. Find out in 10 minutes but hopefully its the case.
     
    #16
  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,222
    Likes Received:
    12,208
    Giggs , fit to play so we have 9 now
     
    #17
  18. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2012
    Messages:
    25,308
    Likes Received:
    1,218
    Carrick starts in place of Schneiderlin. Bit of a concern against a side like Leicester.

    McNair also starts. Memphis on the bench as Mata takes his place.
     
    #18
  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,222
    Likes Received:
    12,208
  20. Christiansmith

    Christiansmith Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2011
    Messages:
    9,727
    Likes Received:
    1,558
    A reasonable side but a bit worried that the player with enough physicality and pace in midfield Morgan schneideling is not starting.

    LVG will try to starve the foxes of possession.
     
    #20

Share This Page