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  1. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
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    Our resident virgin aka @commachio1 called me wedding cake <grr>, for no other reason than I might have bought one or two. Okay, three! :(

    This surely can't be the highest on here.

    Is there anyone else out there like it as much as me?<whistle>
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Nov 26, 2015
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    I still can't work out if you are the daddy of all studs, or, just a **** husband <confused>
     
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  3. Blunham Mackem

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    <laugh>
    The first one's just a given <whistle>

    Jury's still out on the other one :(
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Nov 26, 2015
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>. Probably not Mr Rum and raisin.

    Or was it victorias spongy piss flaps
     
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    Commachio, Nov 26, 2015
  5. Tel (they/them)

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    When a man loves his cake...

    If you divorce this one mate, just realise that you don't have to propose every time she gives you a bit of a hardon.

    Just tell her you like her earrings next time.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 26, 2015
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  6. Commachio

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    Off course he does. While stood at the counter od ratners.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 26, 2015
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    What's Blunham doing right or wrong? Thoughts?
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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    As long as he's upgrading each time, cake and wife, it's fine by me <ok>
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 26, 2015
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    Do you think he's one of these that falls in love after like a week and then moves in with them the week after?

    Maybe he should be called 'Clingy Mackem'
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    Blunny Boiler <laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 26, 2015
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Mackem mafia... you coming with me doll.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 26, 2015
  13. Teessidemackem

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    I was nearly minus my first wife on Sunday.
     
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    Teessidemackem, Nov 26, 2015
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  14. Commachio

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    Yes we know. Now get back in the kitchen.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 26, 2015
    its been fun thanks :) and Billy Death like this.
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    <laugh>.
    I do do all the cooking in our house now you come to mention it.
     
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    Teessidemackem, Nov 26, 2015
  16. Brian Storm

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    I was divorced by 25. Not been married since.
     
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    Brian Storm, Nov 26, 2015
  17. Disco down under

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    Just ordered my first. Sounds ****ing tasty.
     
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  18. hordenmackem

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    Blunham is living the adage of plenty of fish in the sea a little too literally. Ever heard of catch and release mate, ;)
     
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    hordenmackem, Nov 26, 2015
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  19. QWOP

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    Never been married. Not sure I'd ever want to, to be honest.
     
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    QWOP, Nov 26, 2015
  20. Billy Death

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    Have you lined all the local milf's yet mate?
     
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