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Off Topic Beholder of the matrix -a world of chaos

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Nov 22, 2015.

  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Shame
     
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  2. Captainchaos.

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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

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    How rude!
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

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  5. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Gerrez
     
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  6. brb

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    Gerrez u ****ing nob <laugh>
     
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  7. brb

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    Chaos....so let me get this right....

    Last night us lads went on a suicide mission to get ACS....we knew at 9pm we could all my dead....but we were going out as heroes....while some chickens ran to the hills...the valiant one's went on their mission....we were all prepared to die in action to save the universe.....HOWEVER, there was one very minor, detailed flaw in this exhibition...

    GERREZ FORGOT IS ****ING BACK PACK!
     
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  8. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Ha right this is my last day I can get on properly for a few days so I probably could do with dying.

    Anyone fancy a mass brawl?
     
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  9. brb

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    No....you had your chance of joining the crazy gang but blew it !
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Update

    Ok guys

    Lynch as nornal

    Today each player needs to simply choose a location /gate and can choose a weapon. If you have a special or a crate weapon you can choose all of them if you like.


    Gate 1 gate2 gate 3 gate 4 gate 5 gate 6
    There is another 3 crate drops today for any survivors, however it is conceivable that the game ends tonight.

    If you arrive at a location and you and your Opponent/opponents have crate weapons then the outcome of the battle will be determined by crate weapon rating.

    Order of weapons decided by draw below

    Banana bomb 5 points
    Mad cows 5 points
    Holy handgrenade 3 points
    Homing misile 3 points


    If you dont have a crate weapon and your opponent does its certain death.

    If you both or all have them points determine who kills who and if they both have the same points strength its a stalemate and you pick up your next weapon

    After this special weapon and standard weapon choices will determine the outcome.

    Remember crates available and fights take place in the order they arrive at any given location

    You don't have to take all your weapons

    Do you feel lucky? Do they?
    Good luck soldiers

    The gates are open




    Tennis
    Darren
    Klop
    Obi
    Valley
    Mitro
    Rhc
    Style
    Nev


     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    My new weapon is a 4foot tall magical pink dildo
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

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    Affirmative
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    ...and whatever you do, don't fall asleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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  16. Captainchaos.

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    First crate has been landed on

    Two remain

    Remember whoever leaves the room alive leaves with the contents.

    If nobody else arrives its whoever lands on it first.
     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    You can say what you like about skeletor, however he's definitely clear in his intentions and tells it like it is.


     
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  18. ValleyGraduate12

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    Hold on. I thought the objective was for the entire team to escape with the matrix? Hows this changed?
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
    Now I have really lost the plot. So it's just a free-for-all shoot-out now? No more teams?

    And are those ****s BRB, ACS, Gerrez and Tobes all ACTUALLY dead this time?

    I see Nev has returned as FREDDY. FFS. <laugh>>
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    We'd never know. You seem to conceal it well.
     
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