A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said; "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water." The Englishman immediately piped up; "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said. "That's no good, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next?" The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out; "G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow." "That's no better either, Hamish." "Now, how about you, Paddy?" The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to five and eventually blurted out; "London". "Brilliant, Paddy!" said the therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise. After 10 minutes of steamy sex, Paddy said,"d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-derry
I still think this is one of the best!!!! A company is in the final stages of manufacturing exploding prayer mats..........they expect Prophets to go through the roof.
The state TV broadcasting company in the United Arab Emirates is planning to air repeats of the classic Flintstones TV show.... However it's said that the people in Dubai don't like the show....but those those in Abu Dhabi do
Q: How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb ? A: One - because they're efficient....and also have no humour
