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Off Topic Russian jet shot down...

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by look_back_in_amber, Nov 25, 2015.

  1. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    I seriously wouldn't put it past them, I wouldn't trust them with yours, and there's nowt wrong with mine! Oh and while I'm ranting about bastards they can **** the **** off out of Cyprus as well. Bastards!

    Right I start my new job officially on Friday, so, from here on in, if anybody buys a new or used car from anyone other than me you're going on my 'ignore the ****er' list. Just giving you fair warning ;)
     
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  2. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    Any good German cars?
     
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  3. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    Loads, and I promise to use my non foul language persona in any business dealings <laugh>
     
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  4. Amin Arrears

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    Never trust a stealer.
     
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  5. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> You know you don't mean that Bob, not about me anyway <magic> <cracker> :bandit: :emoticon-0183-swear <monster> :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  6. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    As per, I'll come into your show room and educate you about the car you're trying to sell me <laugh>
     
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  7. Bengals Tiger

    Bengals Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Monthly quota of exclamation points exceeded!! Only slightly, but you need to be shot down!! You have been warned!!
     
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  8. Bengals Tiger

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    Second warning!! And, how is this maths?!!?!!!
     
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  9. Bengals Tiger

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    Third! (THIRD!!!) warning! Stop it!!!
     
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  10. Bengals Tiger

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    Fourth warning!!! You must be mistaking the exclamation-point key for the full-stop key!!! Stop it!!!
     
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  11. Bengals Tiger

    Bengals Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Wow!!! A different sentence closer!!!
     
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  12. Bengals Tiger

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    Huh? What bait have you put on your tongue?
     
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  13. Bengals Tiger

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    Enough. That's it for tonight for you lot. My wife has asked me to give her an enema, and that takes priority. Now where the **** am I going to find a flower shop open at this time of night?

    PS. We're now having a cuppa after the event, and I asked her, "One lump or two?". The swelling under my eye should have gone down by tomorrow, I hope. It's Thanksgiving. Bring on the short-ribs and leeks; we both hate turkey. And Russia.

    The end.
     
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  14. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Sad ****!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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