Off Topic Russian jet shot down...

I seriously wouldn't put it past them, I wouldn't trust them with yours, and there's nowt wrong with mine! Oh and while I'm ranting about bastards they can **** the **** off out of Cyprus as well. Bastards!

Right I start my new job officially on Friday, so, from here on in, if anybody buys a new or used car from anyone other than me you're going on my 'ignore the ****er' list. Just giving you fair warning

 

Any good German cars?

 

Loads, and I promise to use my non foul language persona in any business dealings

 

Never trust a stealer.

 

You know you don't mean that Bob, not about me anyway

 

As per, I'll come into your show room and educate you about the car you're trying to sell me

 

Monthly quota of exclamation points exceeded!! Only slightly, but you need to be shot down!! You have been warned!!

 

Second warning!! And, how is this maths?!!?!!!

 

Third! (THIRD!!!) warning! Stop it!!!

 

Fourth warning!!! You must be mistaking the exclamation-point key for the full-stop key!!! Stop it!!!

 

Wow!!! A different sentence closer!!!

 

Huh? What bait have you put on your tongue?

 

Enough. That's it for tonight for you lot. My wife has asked me to give her an enema, and that takes priority. Now where the **** am I going to find a flower shop open at this time of night?

PS. We're now having a cuppa after the event, and I asked her, "One lump or two?". The swelling under my eye should have gone down by tomorrow, I hope. It's Thanksgiving. Bring on the short-ribs and leeks; we both hate turkey. And Russia.

The end.

 

Sad ****!!!!!!!!!!!!