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Mafia versus ISIS

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Nov 24, 2015.

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Guidos or Muzzies?

  1. Mafia

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    11.1%

  2. ISIS

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    22.2%

  3. **** off Gas you ****

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    33.3%

  4. ER wont make it to Christmas this year

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    33.3%
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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The Irish Mafia made them an offer they couldn't understand.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 25, 2015
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  2. Null

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    The Irish Mafia decided to run a prostitution racket ...

    They bought a warehouse.
     
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    Null, Nov 25, 2015
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

    None.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 25, 2015
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That's a good start. Now they just need to get hold of a **** load of cheap mattresses. I've actually done the same thing down shettleston. Got a building for 10 grand.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 25, 2015
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    I'd always heard that one as the dyslexic pimp rather than the Irishman <laugh>
     
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  6. Null

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    I knwo but it's better to offend teh Irishrather than oen of my owen.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

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    <grr>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 25, 2015
  8. Mick O'Toon

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    One for you Dan:

    • Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car". Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did you hear about the guy who did not know the difference between Arson and Incest?

    He set fire to his sister.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 25, 2015
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    Shameless bastard :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Nobby's Trumpet, Nov 25, 2015

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    Very good! And, just for once, I have something positive to say about the Belgians. Apparently one bright spark put out the hash tag "Belgium - fighting terrorism with surrealism" <laugh>
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34897645
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

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    Ceci n'est pas une pipe bomb.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Nov 25, 2015
  13. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    soz dont speak belgian m8
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

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    What are you Magritte'n about?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Nov 25, 2015
  15. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    DAR SHE POPSSSSSS <ROLF<
     
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